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Fozzie: So I don't have to choose? Ru: Huh uh, sugar. Pick what you want. Fozzie: So...I do have to choose. Ru: What? Oh. Oh! Sort of. But if you want a molasses cookie and a piece of deep-dish pumpkin pie, I'm not going to wrestle with you or your conscience. (She watched Fozzie load...

Chapter 133: Staying in Character There is always something special about having family in the audience. Piggy was flushed with triumph when she took her last bow with Rory and left the stage lights. The crowd had roared its approval of almost everything they had done...

Oooh! Hopefully, Kermit in a hot tub of water = one hotblooded amphibian! I'm glad to see they can't get their minds off each other! (Now if we could just make that their hands...er, gloves and flippers.) Good job, usagimonster! (Oh--I got a little giggle out of Piggy "preying" and not "praying.")

Woo-hoo! All those knocks on the noggin didn't do any damage to Newsie's brains! You ROCK, Newsman! And while I actually LIKE possums, I'm beyond thrilled that Van Neuter has finally gotten a taste of his own ineptness. I'm not mourning Pew very much, either...he's become a sort of gooey...

Heartfelt thanks to all who shared. We are grateful for all of those who went to remember Jerry, and share the fond remembrances of his many friends and fans.

Knock knock. Whose there? Police. Police who? POLICE stop these terrible puns! Knock knock. Whose there? Pun police. Pun police who? What? I said, Pun police who? Ma'am--I don't know what you're talking about, but this is the Pun Police, and we understand that your thread is harboring a...

Awwww. You worked really hard on that and I'm so touched! Rizzo: Yeah--you said it, not me! Ru: Hey! I resemble that remark! Rizzo: Watch it, lady--that's my line! Ru: What was that? The last show to ask you to guest star? Rizzo: Ooh! Ooh! Below the belt! Below the belt! Ru: There...

I am somewhat mollified by Van Neuter's sound thrashing, but I'd still rather see HIM stuck on "I Married A Monster" or slowly digested onstage. Oh well...at least he's on the run. Yay for Newsie pinning his arm behind his back and making him lead the way to his lady love. (I'm too tired to...

*Sigh* Would somebody please give he amphibian a clue. Sheesh! Piggy needed a hot-blooded man, not a coldblooded amphibian! Please, usagimonster, put them out of their misery and figure out that they love each other?

Chapter 132: Muses and Musings, Part 2 Decisions, decisions. Piggy had company this weekend, which meant she was too cossetted to be gotten to, but there was still her apartment to be isolated, and there was still the tantalizing possibility of the open backstage door that...

(Good grief--this one is so big I'm going to have to post it in two sections. Merci beaucoup for your patience and patronage!) Chapter 132: Muses and Musings, Part 1 After Scooter left, Kermit locked up and made his weary way to his car, tired in body, mind and spirit. More...

Awwww...y'all had a nerd-fest and you didn't invite Moi? And there were MUFFINS? To be perfectly honest (although how you can BE perfect if you're honest, I don't know) I was never really a huge fan of the Animaniacs. At that time, I much preferred The Tick, X-Men cartoons and Life With...

I dare those bats to mess with the two most important frogs in Piggy's life! You get 'em, girl! I LOVED that Newsie is getting so heroic and brave. I knew he had it in him. And I have a feeling that our official little inspector will prove useful. I liked that Newsie used Murrow as a last...

WOO-hoo! (Set during the filming of Muppet Wizard of Oz) They came in the door arguing. Well, to be fair, Kermit was arguing, but Piggy was doing her level best to be a nonparticipant. “And you were prancing around showing off your stockings—“ Kermit complained...

(My timeline has been a little wonky, but these happen late-afternoon in NY, and mid-afternoon in Las Vegas.) Chapter 131: The Calm Before “Awww,” said Tricia, snuggling under Clifford’s arms on the couch and smiling up at him. “Did we hurt your widdle ears?” Clifford gave her a look and a...

I think that what actually caused this whole "thing" was that there was an original script that had Walter as a ventriloquist dummy, and the muppet folks said, "Oh no--no. We don't do that." And Jason was surprised and intrigued. "Really? There are rules for writing for the muppets?"...