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  1. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *woozy* The dragon's up... But the Jack is down... *collapses on top of Mairin* *thinks* What a compromising position...
  2. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *is smacked* Mmm, girlfriend! Oh no you di'n't!
  3. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: Awww! You cute little little thing you! *hugs Kelly*
  4. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: ...I won't eat the penguins, promise. And besides, Mr. Cole and I are tight.
  5. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: ...Free food... Or time with my soul mate and the three crazy penguins... I'll just eat the penguins thank you.
  6. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: ...You know me too well. See? We are soul mates!
  7. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *falls to knees* NOOOOOOOO!! WHY aren't there EVER any biscuits?!
  8. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: ...Wait, wait, hold up JUST a minute here... WHERE are the biscuits?!
  9. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: ...Who are you, and why are you offering me a burger?
  10. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: ...You want me to sell you drugs?! Mairin! This is a kid's show! I mean, sure I've been to prison, but c'mon!
  11. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: ...I don't really know what it is with me and biscuits. But you heard the penguins! They want blue octopus biscuits while watching Elmo with Lily the Dragon who's eating a cheesy teddy bear!
  12. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: ...I never said I didn't like it. It's quite fun actually. ...But it would be better if we had biscuits... Don't you agree, penguins? ...Hey, where'd the mooses go? Mooses? Meece?
  13. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: ...House cat... And a penguin... And a dragon... And my hateful ex-girlfriend... What a fun night this is shaping out to be.
  14. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: ...I don't know... *eyes camera mysteriously* What camera? Umm... What a darling little dragon you have there! May I ride it?
  15. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: Ow! What is your problem nowadays Mairn?! Ever since you met that creepy man at the diner you've been all wonky and out there! ...Okay, more so than anyone else in this dang TV show...
  16. theprawncracker

    A Heart of Gold

    ...Balck-and-Blue Beard... Well, if that doesn't set the tune... Wow... Lisa... So incredibly powerful and moving. "You can't carry him alone..." Wow. Distinctly awesome. A home run/touch down/ hole-in-one/three-pointer of a chapter Lisa. Great job. More please.
  17. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: ...I am NOT an idiot! *sniff* But now my feelings are hurt...
  18. theprawncracker

    A Heart of Gold

    *puts on laughing face* *but has Gonzo and Fozzie plushies waiting in the wings* *didn't realize he had wings* *flies away*
  19. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *wakes up* Hmm, what a nice sleep... Wonder where the biscuits are... Ooh, dragon! AND PENGUINS! Penguins! Hello! It is I! Your old pal Jack! Remember me?
  20. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: Oh yeah? What're you gonna do about it?! *touches dragon* *Mairin knocks Jack out*
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