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  1. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *runs off in search of Vanessa* I shall love again!
  2. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: VANESSA! Come baaaaaaaack! I neeeeed you baby! And if it's quite alright I'll keep you baby, throughout the lonely nights!
  3. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *shrug* Go ahead and tell her... She's already going to kill me anyway...
  4. theprawncracker

    The Jim Lewis Interview

    ...Twiddle bugs?
  5. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *whispers* I see yak people!
  6. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: You really think so? The beard's fake, but other than that-
  7. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *runs into house* *runs back out dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi* Hello there young padawan. Come, we must go, quickly, to the local cinema! The Cole people will be back, and in far greater numbers.
  8. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: Yakky! Did you hear that? The unattractive British voice said the twins were gone! That means Vibs is gone! Let's mambo!
  9. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: ...Yakky? Do you hear those voices that don't belong to you or me? But sound strangely attractive? Except that British voice... And the ones about caterpillars.
  10. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: ...Dang commenting penguins... Ooh! Yakky!
  11. theprawncracker

    The Jim Lewis Interview

    Oh yeah. *pulls out root beers* Root beer?
  12. theprawncracker

    The Jim Lewis Interview

    I thought so... So, um... Why are we here?
  13. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *caught eye-level to Van's...Erm...You know* Bo. If you care about me, you won't lower me or pick me up one inch.
  14. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *broken jaw* Yemmer flehmer... *falls into Vanessa's arms*
  15. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *looks at kittens* *looks at Christy* *looks at Bo* *laughs* *looks at Vanessa* *drools* Oh, c'mon Van, baby- can I call you Van, baby? Just one date and you'll never need another guy again!
  16. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: ...So... You're saying, Vanessa, that she wouldn't mind if I dated you?
  17. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: WHAT?! I am most certainly NOT engaged! Christy! Tell Bo I'm not engaged! And tell your daughter she should date me!
  18. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *to Father* Don't you dare call the girl I love a devil! *to Vanessa* Hello, my dear, my name is Jack Bandit. And no matter what this moron says, I have no illegitimate baby dragon running around town. ...Wanna catch a movie?
  19. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: *spies Vanessa* *drools* Mama Mia! That's a spicy meatball!
  20. theprawncracker

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    Jack: Bo, your eyebrows are loose. *pulls off Father's eyebrows* Ah ha! Now we have false mustaches!
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