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Ryan: *buries head in hands* Why is it always my room... Oscar: Hey, you were the one who wanted to throw this shin-dig. I'm the one who didn't wanna come! Ernie: But, Oscar, it's so much fun in here! I mean, don't you just love this music! *snaps fingers, squeaks Rubber Duckie* Uncle Deadly...

Bert: Will you be quiet? I'm missing the Award for Achievment in Visuals! Ryan: Anyway, back to the lame jokes... Bert: *lowers eyebrow* You're worse than Ernie... Ernie: I can't hear you Bert, I've got a banana in my ear!

Ryan: ...Chef, don't throw the popcorn, Camilla just pecked up. HA! Get it? Pecked up! Uncle Deadly: I suppose only Lisa would appreciate that one.

Ryan: *stares at other half* Well, I suppose I should've seen that coming. No, no crazy speeches as of yet. But right now this anhorexic woman in a tux is speaking in some crazy foreign accent. Bert: Shh, Ryan! You'll insult the Chef! Gonzo: Yeah, then he could insult you right back and you...

Ryan: Whoa whoa whoa! Al Gore almost ran for president again! Thank goodness for music cues... Ernie: Khekhekhe. Bert: *lowers eyebrow* I just hope that they get to the award for "Greatest Acting by a Pigeon in a Dramatic Genre" soon. Ryan: Bert... I don't think they'll ever get to that one...

Ooh! I really like the plot! It's a hard one to come up with a title for though. Hmm... maybe something like "Love in the Rain" or something like that...

Ryan: *walks back into Room 25 carrying groceries* Alright Ernie, let's hurry, the pre-show has already started! Gonzo: Yeah, and there's no food! They're forming a riot! Ryan: Who is? Gonzo: The five of us. Ryan: Sheesh... Ernie: Don't worry Ryan, the food shouldn't take too long to make. Ryan...

Ryan: *puts cookies in cart* For safety purposes. Ernie: Right. Ryan: Left. Ernie: Huh? Ryan: ...Never mind. Ernie: Can we get some bubblegum? Ryan: I guess. But not too mu- Ernie: *throws in four boxes of bubblegum* Ryan: ...Ernie what are we gonna do with all that bubblegum? Ernie: Chew it of...

Chapter 35 Benny rubbed his head as he sat up in the seat he had been recently blasted in to. "You’re a real pain in the neck, you know that Deadly?" Uncle Deadly cracked his knuckles. "I try." Uncle Deadly hopped into the band pit to check on Scooter, Skeeter, and Clifford. All three of...

Ryan: *at the grocery store with Ernie* Hmm, what should we make for dinner tonight? Ernie: Bubblegum? Ryan: Nah, we had that at the last party. Ernie: Khekhekhe. Ryan: I was thinking ribs. Ernie: Ooh, that sounds good. Ryan: I agree. Ernie: As long as Miss Piggy doesn't find out. Ryan: ...Maybe...

...Pepper, we are inside! We're always inside! We're Muppet geeks, remember? :p:zany:

Ryan: Okay, gotta do a grocery store run, who wants to tag along? Ernie: I'll come! Ryan: Anyone else? Bert: No thanks. Ryan: Why not Bert? Bert: You obviously have never been to the grocery store with Ernie before. Ryan: ...Okay? Cliff? Gonzo? Uncle D.? Clifford: Naw dude, I'll stay here and...

Ryan: *over intercom* Attention Dorms! Cleanly-shaved Ryan here! I snuck into the intercom room, so this has to be brief. Tonight the Dorms are holding a party celebrating the Oscars! No, not just the Academy Awards, but everyone's favorite Grouch as well! So be there or be... smart! Food will...

Look at me! I have 8,700 posts! Wait... no, don't look at me, look at my post count! :D

Umm... Pepper baby... I'm not quite ready for such a big commitment, hokay? And jou know, we both have significant others waiting for us in de wings, hokay? Jou have Floyd, I have Lisa... it just would not be a good relationship.:rolleyes: ;)

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Ryan: *comes out of bathroom, wiping cleanly shaved chin* Ah, much better. Uncle Deadly: Good morning my fiend. A new clean shave I see, but what did you do with all that beard hair? Ryan: Donated it to Locks For Love, I think. Clifford: Hey dude, want some breakfast? Ryan: Sure, how 'bout one...

Ryan: ...I think you're right. Gonzo: Untamed? Cool! *rubs beard* Ryan: *beard starts attacking Gonzo* Oh dang... Uncle D., find the weed whacker. Ernie: Khekhekhe. We'll handle it from here folks! Good night everybody! The Muppet Central Dorms were brought to you today by the number one and...

Ryan: *bursts from room* FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!! *hugs everyone* Super Grover! Kyle! Lisa! Rowlf! Telly! Herry! Kyle! Maurice! Oscar! FilFil! Oscar! Cute little nieces of Kyles! Oscar! Gonzo: *whispers to Clifford* I think he got cabin fever from being locked in there so long. Clifford: You...