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  1. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ryan: *salutes* Yessir, Ed, sir! Gonzo! Fireworks! Gonzo: *on the roof of the Dorms* Finally! Ready, Rizzo? Rizzo: *eats a popsicle* Yeah, yeah. Gonzo: Fire one! *lights off first rocket* Whoo! Fire TWO! *fires second rocket* Rizzo: *gets caught by second rocket's rope* AHHHH! I DIDN'T SIGN UP...
  2. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Rizzo: ...Oh! So d'at's what d'at means! Ryan: Hey there Cookie Monster! Everything going okay? Lemme know if you like the cookies, Uncle Deadly, Camilla and I made 'em. Camilla: Bragawk bawk byuck bawk! Ryan: Oh, yeah, and um- *whispers in Cookie's ear* We've got batch hidden under the table...
  3. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Rizzo: *ponders* ...Okay, deal, but only if ya save me a piece of cake.
  4. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Rizzo: *defends the food with his life* Back off fuzzy!
  5. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Clifford: Heh heh, enjoy man! Worked hard on that food, ya know. Ryan: I know, I was there. *dries self off* Clifford: Done swimmin', eh? Ryan: Yup. Too dark out. And I'm hungry. *eats*
  6. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Rizzo: *sitting in the chip bowl chowing down* Man, I love holidays! Heh heh! Gonzo: *shakes head* Well, just make sure you're ready to help me with the fireworks. Rizzo: Yeah, yeah, I got it, whatever. Gonzo: Can't you just call me Gonzo?
  7. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ryan: *lounging on a raft in the pool* Hey Ed my man, Gonzo's got the fireworks set-up and ready to launch whenever you give him the go-ahead. Uncle Deadly: *at the snack table* Yes, yes, and we do hope you like the snacks we've prepared.
  8. theprawncracker

    Muppet Fan-Fiction - Men Are Pigs

    Chapter 17 Rowlf’s fingers flew across the keys. Scooter titled his head at the unfamiliar tune, this wasn’t what they had rehearsed earlier. "Ya can’t live with ‘em, ya can’t live without ‘em," Rowlf sang. "There’s something irresistable-ish about ‘em," Kermit sang. "We grin and bear it...
  9. theprawncracker

    Muppet Fan-Fiction - Men Are Pigs

    *shoots a penguin at Beau* READ DARN YOU! *ahem* Anyway gang, next chapter's coming, got a great song in it. One that... well, lemme jus tsay, if you didn't see it coming... I dunno, you just shoulda saw it coming. :p Enjoy!
  10. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ryan: Hey Cliff, how's the barbecue goin'? Clifford: *watching ribs cook* Goin' good, dude. Ryan: Great! Well I'm upstairs with Uncle D. and Camilla making some mac 'n' cheese, Gonzo's distracting Rizzo from the food. Clifford: Cool dude. Hey, could ya ask Uncle D. to make some punch or...
  11. theprawncracker

    the best muppet show guests!

    My top five... 1. Star Wars 2. Ethyl Mermann 3. Paul Simon 4. Raquel Welch 5. Twiggy
  12. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Clifford: Hey, hey, Ryguy! Ryan: Hey Cliff, what's up? Clifford: Not much, but I've got a little problem with the par-tay tonight. Ryan: Oh? What's that? Clifford: My man Ed wants me to rub barbecue sauce on the ribs. Ryan: *blink* And...? Clifford: Man, do you know what ribs are made of? Ryan...
  13. theprawncracker

    What's the Deal with all These "What's the Deal with..." Threads?

    *cumbles to the ground* *cuddles picket sign* Nooooooooooo! My... Nooooo! Oh... he's gone! He's dead! You killed him! You KILLED him! All he ever wanted to do... was... was speak his mind... and you KILLED him! *cries*
  14. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Gonzo: Whoo! This party's gonna be awesome! I can't wait for the fireworks! Ryan: You're not gonna pull another stunt like you did last year, are you? Gonzo: Of course I am! What would a Fourth of July party be without it? Ryan: Safe. Gonzo: Exactly! How boring is that?
  15. theprawncracker

    What's the Deal with all These "What's the Deal with..." Threads?

    *hides picket signs* Not me, that's for surely.
  16. theprawncracker

    Hi everyone

    Yeah, I've missed ya, Kath! Hope you get back soon! :D
  17. theprawncracker

    'Simpsons' Stunt Turns 7-11 Stores Into Kwik-E-Mart

    Wow! That's neat! Haha! Talk about your great publicity stunts!
  18. theprawncracker

    Muppet Fan-Fiction - Men Are Pigs

    Sure Ed, I'll get you all the fan-fics asap! :D
  19. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ryan: Ah, Fourth of July is tomorrow... and you know what that means! Rizzo: Food! Gonzo: Dangerous explosives for me to attach myself to! Rizzo: FOOD! Clifford: Bikini babes hangin' by the pool! Rizzo: Food! Uncle Deadly: Another reason for you to have time to post more story, Ryan! Rizzo...
  20. theprawncracker

    Muppet Fan-Fiction - Men Are Pigs

    Oh, good catch, Ed. That "Robin" there was indeed supposed to be Rowlf. Oops. :p And as for the Piggy and Link scene... I just wanted a Piggy and Link scene. :p More to come at some point!
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