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Perhaps I should someone to picket Sesame Street... Bryan! You're off sentry duty and on Sesame duty!

...She thinks outside the box this one. I'm promoting you to Brigadeer General! ...Whatever that is!

Who the heck is gonna listen to us in Fraggle Rock? ...Get Gobo's autograph for me while you're there.

But it's coooooooooooold out there with the striking writers... and aren't you supposed to be under a rock?

*gives back arms* *mumbles in small child in trouble way* To get MC merchandise... Haha! Yes, another supporter! Come Priavate B. Ry! We've got much planning to do on this subject, Lisa's doing spying under the rock, Layla's testing out enemy arms, and you, ah, you my friend are on sentry...

This thread is about... death... and... Obama... Are we plotting to assassinate Obama? ... *steals Layla's arms* *runs off cackling*

Yes! Death to the trees! Their pollen gives us all horrible allergies! ...Hey, that rhymed!

Good, private T.O.G.A. is running spy duty under the rock. It's only a matter of time now...

Oh dear, Layla's become anti-Layla! Quick! We have to eat our weight in paperclips for her to snap back to being herself!

MUPPET CENTRAL MERCHANDISE! ROCK THE VOTE! OBAMA '08! ICE CREAM FOR ALL THE HUNGRY HEDGEHOGS! ...Who are you?

Well that would just kill her...

*whispering to Lisa* Why is Layla so obsessed with death this evening?

Ah ha! Lovely Mr. Count! The boiling water hath been prepared! MWoO ha ha ha! Tonight, WE FEAST!

Do you have banana cream?

Oh dear goodness. Troops! Silence! Ten-hut! We should keep this thread good and serious so our fight for quality MC merchandise is taken seriously! SERIO-*takes a pie to the face* ...I forgot where I was for a second.

Well... we'll need it short for when we're blown away by the amount of people who want merchandise. Yeah, sure I'm optimistic, so what? Wanna fight about it?

Ah ha, the troops are filing in. Good! Welcome all of you! Please see our... wardrobe facility for your maditory haircuts. *ahem* Ten hut.

Oh good lord... That's just sad. Very, very sad... *goes off and mopes somewhere* I mean, yeah, they spelled the name wrong, but Rowlf doesn't even HAVE a tongue!

So... I've been sifting around a few Super Smash Bros. Brawl forums lately (don't judge :p) and I got to thinking... why doesn't MC have any official merchandise? T-shirts, keychains, coffee mugs, refrigerators! I think these (okay, not all of them...) items would sell like hotcakes (ooh! MC...

The Muppets' Wizard of Oz - "Naptime" The Great Muppet Caper - "Night Life" "Happiness Hotel" (?) Muppet Beach Party: Animal - "Wipe Out" Kermit Unpigged: Floyd, Animal, and Kermit - "Wild Thing" The Muppet Christmas Carol - "Fozziwig's Party" (?) A Muppet Family Christmas - "Jingle...