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  1. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ryan: *groans as Chamberlain joins the group* Robin... you're pretty content over there in the corner, all by yourself... with no one on your back and no one's foot in your face. *shoves Link's foot out of the way* Sam: Mister Bunsen, I implore you, please refrain from speaking to me. At all...
  2. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ryan: THAT, my dear, is the key! Clifford: Stop that! Ryan: I don't even know how all these people got in here! The door is locked! Link locked it after he came back from the bathroom! Link: ...Ohhh. Um-- *to Claudia* Excuse me for just a moment. *gest out from under the bed and goes to lock the...
  3. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ryan: *underneath Pew* Lovely... Clifford: *counting people under the bed* Ryan: Don't do that... you might get Ed, Uncle D., and The Count up here... I don't think we can fit anymore. Sam: *wedged between Lisa and Bunsen* We can not fit this many people here! Ryan: Tell me about it...
  4. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ryan: Oomf, what a crowded bed... *blink* Never mind. Hi Claudia, welcome to... under the bed. Population: ...erm, I lost count. Link: *pushes he way around to be next to Claudia* Hi there. I'm Link Hogthrob. I understand you're in need of protection from vampires. Clifford: Here it goes...
  5. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ryan: VAMPIRE! VAM-PI-RE! Link: Aww, vampires are cute. Sam: They are unAmerican! Link: They're cute though...
  6. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ryan: You came through the wall? ! Do you realize how many vampires you could let in with your--your big, gaping hole! Clifford: Probably about one person at a time. She ain't that big. Ryan: ...You could let in about one vampire at a time! Sam: Unacceptable!
  7. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ryan: IN the piano? Sheesh, no wonder you're trying to tune your roomies out! Clifford: Awful. Ryan: *ahem* You didn't happen to see Gonzo on your way over, did ya?
  8. theprawncracker

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Ryan: *hiding under bed holding a gun* Glad we borrowed this blunderbuss from the Chef... Clifford: *also under the bed* Pretty lucky he had silver bullets, too. Sam: *also under the bed* Are you certain that silver bullets are used to turn illegally immigrated vampires into good, old fashioned...
  9. theprawncracker

    ¡Viva la Puntuación!

    -EY! -EY! What you think you'se doin'? Youse don't have any sort of jurisdiction 'round here to be givin' out cookies like youse just did! I've a right good mind to fire you righ' 'ere! Nay! Twen'y lashes for ye! 'ERE! *hands Squeekums twenty sets of fake eyelashes* Now think about what you...
  10. theprawncracker

    I'm curious...

    Dear Mister Snowth, Perhaps it's because your first name remains such an elusive mystery to us. Not condemning you at ALL for not revealing it to us--I actually think you're very smart by not telling us. But I'm just saying that could be part of it... My name's Ryan, by the way... ;) :p
  11. theprawncracker

    Stranger Than Muppet Fan Fiction Presents Indiana Frog and the Ancient Mystery

    SEAN! I LOVE IT! ! ! ! SOOOOOO MUCH! ! EXOD! That's my character! *GLOMPS SEAN!* Ach, Gonzo, you fool! *shakes head* Ah ha ha! ! ! ! GORGEOUS! I LOVE IT! This is AWESOME Sean! I look forward to reading more and more! And I still need to go see Crystal Skull... :smirk:
  12. theprawncracker

    Where can I buy a set of muppaphones?

    How DARE jou consider my Muppaphones to be PHONIES! These are grade A, mallet-tested, Muppaphones! I am shocked that jou would accuse me of such a thing! SHOCKED! Muppaphone #1: Help us! Please! Muppaphone #2: He doesn't feed us! We're abused! SHUT UP'A! !
  13. theprawncracker

    Lots of MUP3's, Wanna Trade?

    THANK YOU RANDALL! *explodes into a pile of confetti*
  14. theprawncracker

    Where can I buy a set of muppaphones?

    Good! Zat will be thirty-seven dollars! Just do not tell anyone where you got them... *shifty eyes*
  15. theprawncracker

    A gift for my MC friends

    HAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! THAT LAST FACE IS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD! ! ! *GLOMPS Claudia!* Oh my GOSH Squeekoms, that's just HILARIOUS! Thank you! ! ! ! *GLOMP AGAIN!*
  16. theprawncracker

    Lots of MUP3's, Wanna Trade?

    Another request... Anyone have Robin singing "Someone to Watch Over Me" from TMS? Thanks! :D
  17. theprawncracker

    Lots of MUP3's, Wanna Trade?

    Haha, I figured you did, Randall. Thanks a bunch pal! :D
  18. theprawncracker

    Lots of MUP3's, Wanna Trade?

    Ahhh! That's fun-nee!:o
  19. theprawncracker

    Where can I buy a set of muppaphones?

    *Marvin Suggs voice* Oooh, you are looking to buy some MUPPAPHONES? I just happen to have a nice, barely used set right here! You see, the government has condemned me from ever playing zem again, but jou, jou can have them for a low, low fee! Mmhm. Yes, all jou have to do is feed zem minimally...
  20. theprawncracker

    Lots of MUP3's, Wanna Trade?

    Does anyone have The Country Trio singing "In the Summertime"?
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