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Rizzo the Rat: *still inside Luncheon Counter Monster* Eh, at least it's a lot less gloomy then Carl's belly! Oooh, he swallowed one of those tiny singing Christmas trees! *Bobby Helms' Jingle Bell Rock is heard from Luncheon Counter Monster's belly* Rizzo the Rat: Man, I love those trinkets...

So, do you have an idea what we should sing next! Rizzo the Rat: I'd say Feed the World, but I'd like to feed myself! Luncheon Counter Monster: At least I've got a snack! *Luncheon Counter Monster eats Rizzo* Luncheon Counter Monster: Might've carried the plague, but tasty! Fozzie Bear: How...

He is very youthful, fun, a great performer and good at what he does. Richard did made him very youthful and Scooter really just brings out the teenager in you.

Miss Piggy: Good work, Gonzie! But can you do... this? Hi-yaaaaa!!!! *karate chops Gonzo and Pepe in one hit* Pepe the King Prawn: Si, si! I surrender! Gonzo: Pepe, Piggy's not fighting us, she's just demonstrating for Gonzo's Hobbit! Pepe the King Prawn: Si, Gonzo, I still do want to be...

If I drew Beaker I'd get him some better health insurance.

Floyd Pepper: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun Now the jingle hop has begun Dr. Teeth: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell...

I do that too!

Cookie Monster: Me going to take it Me believe in miracles Me know because me's seen Once a year the place me walk is filled with trees of green And cookie smells of Christmas Floating thru the air To jingle bells of Christmas And if that isn't a true blue miracle Me don't know what one is...

Going of Puckrox ....if you have friends who don't understand your Muppety ramblings.

...if you think all barbershop quartets should do "Smells Like Teen Spirit".

When there is a big job to be done. Or a fight that must be won. No matter how impossible it seems Johnny Fiama: If there's a feeling in your heart Sal Minella: On your mark it's set to start Link Hogthrob: And head on out to try to catch your dreams! You got to...... The Muppets and...

...if you think Christmas would be a lot better if the Swedish Chef cooked your Christmas dinner.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I believe he said, "Oh, I love it, I will prepare the toast!" Clifford: What I heard was "We're all weirdoes!" Fozzie Bear: I heard "Be careful - there's an icy patch!" That reminds me, we should be getting back to Christmas festivities! Bobo the Bear *dressed as Santa...

Changing it: 1. Beaker 2. Kermit 3. Walter 4. Gonzo 5. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew 6. The Swedish Chef 7. Statler and Waldorf 8. The C0unt 9. Dr. Teeth 10. Elmo

The Swedish Chef: Born dern desh deern bork en de toost? *Chef pops bread in the toaster* Uh... Chef - that's Bunsen and Beaker's Toast-o-Matic, it doesn't actually... *toaster explodes* ...work.... Gonzo's Hobbit: Well, that was a big explosion! Crazy Harry: Did somebody say "explosion"...

I always have crazy dreams right before I wake up in the morning. This morning, the whole dream was about me running all over my neighborhood with my friend recording Halfway Down the Stairs on her phone. It was weird...

Dr. Teeth: I told you it was most posolutely gonna be rockin' excellent! Fozzie Bear: Hey, Teeth. Have you ever thought of taking a language arts course? Animal: *rimshot* Gonzo: But really, didn't you just love the movie! Fozzie Bear: Yes-sir-ee! Everything, y'know, except for sitting on...

Well, all I'll say is that it is one of the best Muppet movies ever! Sal Minella: Not in my book! Johnny Fiama: Get over it, Sal! Dr. Teeth: Nonetheless, you will love it!

Perfect in every way, aspect, shape, and form. The Muppets have truly returned in full form. The Old: After 21 year of Kermit without Jim Henson around, the frog has become the character we all know and love just exactly as he was on The Muppet Show. He was pure and vulnerable just as he was...

I really loved the movie! How'd you like it? Sal Minella: I didn't like it at all! Johnny Fiama: Sal, don't get all frazzled. I know I wasn't in it, but it was still great! Sal Minella: Johnny, you pay me to defend you - that's my opinion! Johnny Fiama: Well, I loved it! Me too! Pepe the...