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Sweetums: Ask the stagehand to close the curtains!

I think we have something in common!

Sweetums: Well, that takes care of that.

I have decided to abandan Statler and Waldorf as Tarkin and Tarkin for funnier roles. Also, instead of 4,5,6, I will do these in order of 4,6,5 for my convenience. Setting: Death to Muppets Star Gonzo: And now, I ask you once more: Where is the Muppet base? Piggy: Umm... Dantooine. Yes...

I remember seeing "The Great Muppet Caper" a long time (it seems) ago, but my fandom began when my art teacher introduced me to the audio version of "Mahna Mahna." Now I know all the lyrics to this slightly-different-from-the-Muppet-show version. (For fear of boring the reader, I won't tell.) I...

I was thinking about Scooter before I started writing... But, this is supposed to be somewhat as if Disney made a Muppet version of Star Wars (even though Rowlf is in it), and I thought they would probably put Fozzie, Kermit's sidekick, as Han Solo, Luke's sidekick. *sigh* I may have to just end...

The action begins! Setting: Mos Eisley Kermit: So is this the way we get to the Millennium Falcon? Fozzie: Yep. Geez, what was that? Turns around and sees chicken Stormtroopers with blasters drawn. Rowlf: Run! Kermit: I am running, you're just running too fast for me! Rowlf: You want me to...

Fozzie: Err...No.

It's cameo time! Setting: where we left off (if you're too lazy to look it up, then please don't look at this thread.) Kermit: Hey, R2, what's that stuck in your memory bank? (Fiddles with it and then screams as hologram appears) Piggy (hologram): Excuse me, but, Obi-Wan Kenobi, would you...

Meep!:eek:

I'm just joking on their trend of one word comments with one smiley before/after.

Fozzie: No, not yet, but maybe in a while.

I have only one thing to say: :confused::confused::confused:

Terrible!;)

Thanks. One joke of this is that all the New Muppetemian aliens (Jawas, Tusken Raiders, Gamorreans, even Skiff Guards) are pigs.

Betty:Isn't this a nice restaurant, Fozzie? Fozzie: Sure is. Do you mind if I tell some of my jokes? Betty: Yes. Fozzie: Do you mean you don't mind or you do mind? Please make up your mind soon! Betty: Yes, I do mind. Fozzie: Well that just blows my mind.

:busy:Please. I'll give away the characters when i'm ready. In the meantime, our first Jedi shows up... Setting: Luke's house, New Muppetemia, one day after last chapter. Luke is sleeping in a bunk while C3PO tries to wake him. Sam: Umm...excuse me? Master Luke? Yoo-hoo! Anyone in there? Luke...

Thanks. All the more i'll give away at the moment is...Get ready for cameos!

Actually, I started feeling sorry for Bunsen.:confused:

Bunsen and beaker... the plan I have is for them to be at the end of Episode V, giving Luke his new hand.:confused::eek: