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(Yup, he thinks he's Iron Man) Hey, thanks for listening, I know I freak you out, and you sorta scared the spit outta me, but I'm glad we worked through that, you are really cool, hopefully we can be friends.

(Jarvis? What are you Tony Stark? Anyway I have to get ready for work, I'll be off in a few but back in five hours) Me too... Me too... And yes, you are very attractive.

That's who I'm talking about!

(I know what amnesia is lol) Uh, no, he's my boyfriend. But nice try.

(Amnesia?) I guess I could do that. But what do I do with Data? I can't keep him locked up,

(I'm not so sure about that, he foiled me last night, now he's in on it) I know, but I don't know what to do,

Yes!! Yes I am nuts, I was drunk, I didn't know the duplicator would work!! And he's so sweet...

***I know, but he's always gone, doing his Dr. Blowhole thing, and I was so lonely last night, I was watching Star Trek, and pointed his duplicator at the screen, I didn't think it would work!*** *Sees Jaz in a tree and runs over* Data is in my apartment! We had sex...

***I need someone to talk to... I cheated on Darren...***

***It's Vicki, are you around?***

*quietly leaves apartment* **Jaz?** I can't beleive I'm doing this,

*mumbles happily and snuggles closer to her lover, opens her eyes and remembers what she did* I'm in big trouble.....

(Darn you, thought you didn't have wireless, now how we going to pull off this?) Well you have, Data, very well, I needed that. *puts head on his chest and falls asleep*

(This is much better then Dr. Blowhole, I'm just sayin) *makes purring noises...*

*Data appeares in room and smiles warmly at me* Poseidon, I love science! Data: Hello Victoria, I am very happy to be here. Eeeeeeee!!! He knows my name! *throws arms around him and crashes my lips to his, pulling him in to bed* (Darren is going to kill me)

(This time difference really sucks) *picks up duplicator and points at tv* I WANT THAT ANDROID! (Did I mention mermaids get desperate when drunk? ;) it's funny)

*sighs and flops back in to the pond* Well that got me nowhere! *keeps looking at TV,* I WANT that android....

*continues up with siren song, louder thanks to alcohol. A melody sweet and haunting settles over the building* My father is a merchant—the truth I now will tell, And in great London City in opulence doth dwell, His fortune doth exceed ₤300,000 in gold, And he frowns upon his daughter, 'cause...

(That is a sweet logo) *takes another sip of sake* Where are all my friends? And why didn't I get anyone's phone number...

(Well Jaz is still weary of me, and I don't even know where you live lol) I'm Henry the eight I am, Henry the eight I am I am, I got married to the widow next door.... *slaps self* Snap outta it.