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Little do they know that it's already Christmas morning, waining darkness outside, windows closed providing all the shadows necessary for bats to leave a few last presents. Baggies of sesame seed cubes are left on the doorknobs of all the rooms. The baggies also have small Snicker Bite...

Glad to help out a fellow Muppet fan. What project are you working on if I may ask?

Twas the night before Christmas. And on this holiday eve. Presents for the playoffs. Did I receive. My Ravens from Baltimore. Settled the score. Burying the defending champs. For another year more. The Texans came through. To delight and amaze. Stunningly upseting the Colts. With...

Well... Here we are, gathered comfy cozy at the MC Dorms. A blanket of snow has paved the sidewalk outside and the town's alit with Christmas bulbs in all the streetlights. Couldn't be more beautiful if the town tried. And here's the topper... Christmas dinner with all of our friends...

Hi, here to help out. As far as I know the Jazzy Spies series of segments only included sketches for the numbers 2 to 10, with no sketch for the number 1. As far as the Falling Baker series, there is indeed a Song of the Number 1 as part of that series. The sketch ends with the baker...

*Message plays on Cole Family's phone. Hi-ho, we're out on vacation for Christmas. The entire Cole Family's decided to go on a jolly jaunt up to the Catskills with Grandma K. We'll be back soon and hope you have a happy holidays!

Ghost of Future, gravely: Maybe not. Mayhaps he might a little not-so-friendly reminder from us fellows. *In eerie voice: Haven't learned your lesson yet have you Bo?

All the ghosts huddle on the sidelines waiting to see if Beauregard Parker Moppet has truly gotten the spirit of Christmas, grateful to be in the world that has gone on as if he always existed.

Come Mr. Moppet... There's one more thing you need bear witness to before discovering the means of salvation for your stinkin' soul. The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come but Never to Be guides Beauregard down to the city's cemetary... Solemn solitary oak stands judging those beneath the bereft...

Christmas Announcement. OK... That's two victims on the Week 16 death chart taken care of. Now if Denver can win their game... Oh, sorry. OK, so this message is to help you breathe a small sigh of seasonal relief. Tomorrow's Christmas Day... So that means... *Sing: There's only one...

*Singing while cleaning up the place... It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Everywhere you go. Count: From the local 5 & 10. To the stores down the bend. Everyvhere you go. Sorry I haven't been here chatting with you guys today... Count: Counting up the presents. Stringing the...

*Sing... I had a dream, they were clouds in my coffee. Clouds in my coffee... You're sooo vain. You probably think this song is about you. You're soo vain, you're so vain. I bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you, don't you...

And I'm looking forward to you getting off your shister keyster and posting more of Don't Trip The Driver. Like Uncle D helped me out, my door/PM/E-mail's open if you want to talk about where to take the story. Maybe out for a stroll round the block, couple of beers, then walk itself home and...

S'alright... Now let us leave Bo so he may confront the horrors of a future world in which he never existed. The ghosts are suddenly turned invisible and undetectable, even to Bo, as he sets forth examining just what it is that happened at Wilson's in his absence.

*Author's Note: The party at the center of this episode is referencially borrowed from MuppetWriter's The Most Marvelous Time of the Year. *Frets as to how this installment will be received, as it's commended to Catherine in the timid hopes of working together on future episodes. Now I know...

Author's Note: The main party in this episode is referencially borrowed from MuppetWriter's The Most Marvelous Time of the Year. *Frets over how this will be received, commending this as a gift to Catherine in the hopes of maybe working together. Now I know how Fozzie feels. *Pauses to wipe...

*In ominous voice: I was speaking to Bo. The group somberly approach the remains of a burned-out building that almost noone can recognize. How could they, it was built with so many strange angles and sideway supports that it resembled more a concrete arboritum than a sophisticated office...

Grouch TV: And now we turn to those two nincompoops... Dan Rathernot and Walter Cranky. *These are grouch parody characters from Season 38 reportedly added at Muppet Wiki. Walter: So Mr. Bigshot... Go ahead, tell them about the big stinkin' news. Dan: I'd rather not. Walter: Oh yeah...

It is the season of the spirit. The message if you hear it. Is make it last all year. What? The song's over? Half curse this clock I got from the estate of one deceased Prawnydew. Well, no sense in keeping a clock that's ticking down until the doom of the new year... And whenever it...

Not to mention calling me to inform me who Lisa's Secret Santa choices are... *Cough. Oh yeah, Post 12200!