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So... Recapping today's action... Baltimore beat Buffalo: 19 to 7. Pittsburgh beat and eliminated Cincinnatti: 23 to 17 in OT. The Jets beat The Raiders: 23 to 3. KC beat Jacksonville: 35 to 30. And San Francisco knocked Denver out of the playoffs: 26 to 23 in OT. That's 4 out of 5...

Quiet you... I'm trying to get a date with Aunt Pepper or Ms. Leyla for the New Year's ball. And if you're good, I'll let you out to have some cookies or something.

Oh yeah? *Flips the switch powering the atomic power pack kept concealed under his suitjacket. Suddenly, a beam of orange particles shoots out through the nozzle of the pack's hoselike gun lassoing the lizard ghost, hogtieing it and forcing the spectre down into the swirling vortex of the...

That a dead body you got there Mrs. Lyan? *Prods Prawny with a cue card.

And without warning... A shower of kitchen implements including frying pans of all shapes and sizes left Ryan and the Lizard unconscious for calling Lisa by that name which is most unholy.

Will everything be OK? Honestly... *Hugging stuffed kitty cat. I can't tell you it will. But then again, I'm a bit unsure of my own world, so how can I offer any comfort to you or that frog? Will probably contact you guys soon... But until then... New Year's, and more please!

Great story Ryan... But it makes me a bit depressed. Not cause of the story, but due to my own foibles. Oh well, I'll probably contact you guys about that later.

*Huge sigh... If only I could get to work on my own display...

*Spies Aunt Pepper coming in through the door... Well hello there. A cold Canadian made of sugar and spice to spice up the holidays. Huh? Ley-who? Oh, well... She won't mind a little harmless flirting will she? *Thinking to self: Just a little harmless flirting. *Points to whoever...

Hey lizard... You got a problem, you take it up with my boss. Came here to help you out, but if you don't want my services. Continuing to chat away with the convicial charmer known as Leyla.

The FBI man's feet hit the pan in an artful manner, flipping it over so that it lands on Bo's head, just as the firecracker goes off. That'll teach him to mess with the law.

The FBI man's feet hit the pan in an artful manner, flipping it over so that it lands on Bo's head, just as the firecracker goes off. That'll teach him to mess with the law.

That's "Trip" The Driver! Honestly, this janitor sometimes... Anyway, hope you have a great road trip Sarah, and it doesn't turn out like that bad movie of the same name.

*Still talking to Leyla, completely ignoring the little kid trying to get his attention.

*To Lisa: No, it's the Ly... *Is suddenly attracted by Leyla's stunningness: Ay-ay-ay. Please, miss... Allow me to help you out of that paranormal form of greenery. *Helps Layla out of the woman-eating bush and offers to escort her out of the house. If you like... We could go have a...

Hey Peter, don't forget to hand out your Secret Santa gifts before ringing in the New Year. Ungh... Count: Something wrong? You mean besides... Count: Yes, besides that. Yeah, the letter and production totals are off again... And now I'm going to have to redo those as well when...

No mam... The search warrant's in the name of the Lyans, which you clearly are. Agent Bert Cashew, that's my name. There's a long list of outstanding crimes you're wanted for, along with the death of one lizard. And like I stated before mam, don't think you can get out of this by setting me...

*Knocking on front door... Open up mam... This is the FBI, and LPA, all rolled into one. And don't think you can get us to drop the charges by setting us up on a date with your stunningly good-genes getting sister...

Yep... And I know the episode you speak of, the April Fool's Day or April 1st Episode. You're late, you're late... For a very important date. No time to say hello goodbye, you're late, you're late, you're late! Although... If you were to be late, I suppose you could always leap into...

Don't worry Cincinnatti... We never know what we're talking about in these threads. Run that by you again Bo? Sure. *Runs heavily treaded offroad truck over Bo again, leaving tiretracks all over his body. Woo! Where's the party at? Layla, we need to talk about Great-Granny Ru.