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Has it ever occured to that Cheez-It guy that maybe, perhaps, that wedge of cheese keeps behaving immaturely because it DOESN'T want to be chopped up and baked into snack crackers?

I honestly don't know what to make of this without making the same-ol' cynical and jaded the writers are obviously out of ideas comments... but apparently, they're asking for suggestions for future episodes from fans on Facebook now.

I'm reminded of how rude some people can be. So anyway, I'm at Walmart, and there's a lady standing right smack dab in the middle of the aisle, doing nothing, holding up traffic, so I say, "Excuse me", so I can get past her; so she steps aside, and as I pass her, she says, "****, what're...

Hm-m-m.

Maybe I misinterpreted it or something; I know we have this verse: "They took all the trees and put them in a tree museum, and charge the people a dollar and a half to see them" Still, with the repeating of, "Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you got till it's gone", the...

Is RUNAWAY RALPH on YouTube? I saw it only once as a kid, and vaguely remember very little of it, mot Ralph's little number "Goin' Down the Highway" or whatever it is. THE MOUSE AND THE MOTORCYCLE, I've had that on VHS since I was little, it was taped off an airing on the Disney Channel...

See what I mean? This is turning into "Did You Ever See That Episode of THE SIMPSONS or FAMILY GUY Thread".

Point taken as well. Then again, just about any show Chuck Lorre cranks out is pretty bad... and everybody claims Tyler Perry's shows and movies are "racist"...

I've often wondered about certain song titles though... Getting back to Counting Crows' "Big Yellow Taxi"... why is it called that? Throughout the whole song, a big yellow taxi is mentioned only once, the chorus of the song is "Don't it always seem to go/ that you don't know what you got till...

Some writers regularly work for certain production companies, though.

There's now apparently an article on this very thing: http://music.msn.com/summer-music-guide-misheard-lyrics/photo-gallery/feature/ Not sure why they felt the need to include a photo gallery though.

Uhh... because no other production company actually wants to produce these mediocre tweencoms?

Yep. Just as I suspected: a day later, and everybody's channels are back to the crappy "One" design.

This has got to be the biggest epic fail of the day: some guy asks, "Is FOXTROT a webcomic?"

Not everybody shops on Amazon, dude.

Okay... something REALLY weird is going on right now... A lot of people's channels are actually back to nor... uh... back to the way they were previously. This has to be another one of their 24-hour glitches or something... EDIT: Actually... EVERYBODY'S channels have been switched back...

Yeah, most churches have Vacation Bible School for a week or so during the summer, which was always fun as a kid. Well... it WAS... back in the day when we used to dress up in Biblical-looking attire, and the church's courtyard and the booths and everything were made up to look like Biblical...

Matt's directing now too? No wisecracks please: I get it, I'm out of the loop...

Why does Bert look like someone sat on top of his head and crushed his neck?

You know... I know it's senseless and useless to make a rant against the Krapdashian clan, because they're going to continue to do cringeworthy things for as long as they remain in existence... but honestly, the fact that Kim forced her and Kanye's baby to be born two months prematurely just so...