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Elefant: *to twins* Did you two do this? I didn't get why I was suddenly created and falling down from nowhere anyway... Viq: Hey I never said I did nothing! Vibs: No you never said you did NOTHING that's right!! Viq: *To Vibs* I'm trying to speak in a cool way okaY? Vibs: Sorry did...

Okay I finally finished reading this thread! And it's about time I'm saying something cause in fact I did start th... Never mind!! Ok, so you can count me in as an officially member of SWAEHB! Did I spell it right? hm... We need a slogan! How about: "Steve Whitmore - Because he is hot!"...

Viq: *To vibs* wau pink elefants huh? Vibs: Viiiiq... did you have anything to do with that? Viq: Uuuuuum... what? Vibs: The elefant stupid! Viq: I have no idea what you're talking about....

*Big pink elefant falls down from the star and lands on father* Elefant: Hey watch out will ya!!!?

Viq: This is bad: We are stuck in the desert, it's night, and we'll soon run out of nappies! Vibs: Bad? I'd say it's exiting! Look at the sky! Look at the sand and all the nice... sand... Viq: ..... Vibs: Oh and as to the nappies! Then we'll just have to learn how to go to the toilet...

*Look at each other* Viq and Vibs at the same time: Naaah...

Viq: A sneeze? Vibs: Why do I not believe that?

*Viq and Vibs look stunned at the father* Viq: *to Vibs* That thing just gave us a... a... a... Vibs: YOu can say it! Viq: ... A *gulp* compliment? Vibs: It did. *Silence*

Viq: *Singing* "Don't cry for me argentinaaaaaa, the truth is I'll never leave you..." Vibs: *singing too* Cantate domino, exultate Deo, ave maria de adoramus tee gloria..." Viq: Hey mine is better! Vibs: No it isn't! Both: ARRGHHH!!!! *fighting again*

Viq: *whispers* why are we fighting? Vibs: *Whispers* that's not the point! Viq: Oh I'm sorry! Vibs: Not to worry, it's okay! Viq: Thank you! *Continues fighting*

*Identical voices, singing* Yaaay!! Hooray!! Car, drive, Yiiihaaa!!

Viq: Of course you don't... Vibs: Oh we need to re-explain what we just said! Viq: What were we just saying? Vibs: I can't remember... Viq: Me neither! Vibs: *to father* You remember what you didn't get and we'll try and re-explain it so that you don't feel like a complete fool...

Viq: Why did that thing use tongs for changing us anyway? Vibs: I dunno... Viq: But I'm glad it did!! If that thing was going to change us with it's bare poisoned, filthy hands... I don't even want to think about it! Vibs: Viq!! P- Lease!!! Stop!! yuckyuckyuck... *To father* err...

Viq: Oh wouldn't it be fun, wearing nappys while bathing? Vibs: No the water would become really... I don't even want to think about it! Viq: It would be kewl! Vibs: Kewl? Since when did you start speaking with an english accent? Viq: Well do you mind?? Vibs: Um no I was...

Viq: Oh the lady is back!! *To mother* Please please please don't leave us alone with R again, then rather wearing the same nappy for a week!! Vibs: Yeah!!.... A week? *Looks at father* -A week!!!!

Viq: *sarcastic* Oh of course you wouldn't!! You gotta bear with the weak ones don't you? Vibs: Indeed! That's why I say R can have the word and let's just say he won the game... Viq: But he didn't!! Vibs: He already feels bad about himself, don't make it worse.. Viq: I would feel...

Viq: *Deep silence* Vibs: "Deep silence"? I can't reply to deep silence Viq... Viq: Oh sorry, what I meant was... *whispers* It can't do that can it?? It's our word!! Vibs: I don't know! It may cheat you know? Viq: Yeah... *To father* Are you trying to cheat? Vibs: We just gave...

Viq: It definatly exists!!! You've never heard of antidisestab... Vibs: ...lishmentarism?? = That one doesn't agree with the Church of England! Viq: Can it be more obvious? Vibs: Hey let's not be too hard on R... *Turns to father* Shoehorn is a... um... it's a lovely word! Shoehorn...

*CUT TO - later...the twins are winning scrabble* Viq: "Antidisestablishmentarism!" Yay now I have... 102654 points! Vibs: That's not fair, how could you beat my "Hilderbrandism"? Viq: Well it still is better than "shoehorn" *Looks at father*

Viq: A game?? That sounds fun! Finally you said something not-nonsense! Vibs: Yeah that sounds fun! Hm... But what game? Viq: What about monopoly? Vibs: Oh yeah?