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Judge Gavel: Objection sustained. Bailiff, strike Caroline's declarations from the record on the grounds of assumptive reasoning and stretching the bounds of such a chain of events. Yes, though it is in the Cookie Monster's character to do such things, it is improbable based on circumstancial...

Yes... The blue fibers you picked up at the beginning of this investigation were blue and fuzzy... And it stems from your lab tests that it matches CookieMonster... But that's only because he was here with Beth last night before she pulled him away from the storage closet. He was busy...

Thanks Dave. Laughed at this one. And thanks for the descript. There is a Muppet weatherman, two of them. 1 The Singing Weatherman who appeared on TMS, look it up in Kermitage's character indexs (or indecies) and cross-reference with Muppet Wiki. 2 The Weather Guy who showed up in Statler...

*Unfortunately for Telly, Room #1 is at the moment bereft of occupants. *Voiceover: Ah-ha! 0 roomies in Room #1! Voiceover 2: Shhhhh, we're not here, remember? Voiceover 1: Sorry. Voiceover 2: Fright, now back to the basketball games here at Everybody Eats. *Enjoying our dinner with some...

Certainly... *Inks fingers in Erin's little detective pad. *Cookie Monster gives up some of his fur sheddings to the cause. And Richard might not have mentioned what color the culprit's fur was... But you yourself Erin said that you found some "blue" fibers when first you came into this...

*Speaker on walkie talkie... Campus Police: Be on the lookout for one escaped half, female in a fleeing panic, make sure to apprehend with extreme caution. She's been known to be a thread hijacker and notoriously insane. Don't let her confuse you with her misdirection tactics. Oh, and...

I do believe... Not. Cookie Monster's Beth's roommate. So any incident involving him should be taken up with her. Besides, I don't use razors. Nasty things, I only use an electric shaver, and that's to shave my own fuzz. And as to my whereabouts, I was asleep when the events took place...

You know... I had this thought out, how to nag effectively for an update. But I lost the song, that and I think my nerves of steel caught fire over at the buffet table waiting for Gonzo to show up. He rully needs to get Camilla back in his arms and apologize. Then again, it helps play into...

Hmmm... *Lazily, wonder whatcherupto down in those swamps ashore miss Cath. Sure hope for an update a-soon. Maybe I'll just sit here and dream of going back to that blue bayou where the sailin' boats and those froggy folks, if I could only see... A familiar story moonrise to sleepy eyes, how...

You know... Wonder if there'll be another update soon. And I'm interested to see where this story goes. The only other big TMTM segments that are missing I can think of are the scenes at Pete's Luncheonette and the postcard segments. Rully looking forward to whatever Ru're planning though.

Hey, I object to that too! Look at this poster of the perported perpetrator. See, he does indeed have a big black bushy mustache above his lip. My client and friend, Cookie Monster here, has no such mustache. So I suggest you do your due diligent detective work and find this slippry...

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say "dynamite"? *Plunges control box plunger creating one of his signature explosions, blasting Prawny clear across the room, along with Lisa's door. Mwahahahahahaha!

Hey! I object to your character coloring of my client. Besides, it's blatently obvious that the perpretator in question has a mustache, a distinguinshing facial feature my client clearly does not share with the wanted suspect. *Whispers to Cookie, remember not to tip your hat over like last...

*Singing... You say goodbye, and I say hello. Hello hello... Don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.

It's not any of our closets here at the dorms Cookie... You have to go to the RHLC. *Laughs at seeing the furry blue devourer run into the elevator on his way up and out of the dorms. Hee, looks ike you've got an early breakfast already planned for you Beth.

Hey Beth... Heard there was a storage closet over in the RHLC HQ filled with grasshopper cookies and some other cookies. They set up a security system... *Twiddles thumbs... But I kinda turned off the alarm, sure hope Cookie Monster doesn't get wind of this. *Mischievous glimmer sparkles in...

Hmmm... Wonder what these switches are for. Oh well, they can't be anything too important... *Turns switches off and leaves closet unattended.

No worries Sis.... Got your addy and we can talk there. Oh, and hexpect another huge fanfic update now that I got Prawny's latest.

Thank Ru sooooo very much. That was great, it's obvious you put your inimitable talents into descripts as well. Ah, just another form of storytelling, and I've come to love yours Cath. This undiscernable blue Muppet on the harmonica... Is it possible he's Ferlinghetti Donnizetti from...

*In almost conspiratorial tones, whispering to Ru: Not sure if you'd be interested... But I was just browsing through the Muppet items currently for auction in eBays Toys and Hobbies section... And there's this one auction for a Piggy Bride doll. Not the one from the Palisades line, but an...