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Me: Let's go outside for a while, the stars should be really pretty tonight.
*Goes outside*
Me: Oh my gosh! The stars are so bright tonight! So bright and beautiful and ... and... and this is so romantic...
Animal: *Eating fence*
Me: ...
You eat fences in such a lovely way!!!
Hello to all new members and welcome to the Muppet Central!!!!
Looking forward to getting to know you all.
See you around! :)
Loooooaaaads of danishes
~Vibs.
Viq: What's going on??
Vibs: If I knew myself, I'd tell you...
Viq: Wanna play chess?
Vibs: ... no.
Viq: Good, me either.
Vibs: ...
Viq: Hey let's go risk our lives!! *walks out to try and find DanDan*
Vibs: NO! Viq!!! Stay he... oh never mind. I'll just go find something...
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvxyz-ÆØÅ!!
I have 3 more letters! I'm so happy for me!!
Words that contain the letters "æøå":
Ål = Eel
Æble = Apple
Ø = Island (No kidding!)
And look! Another letter:
k
*Does the cha cha while singing a song about.. um... letters...*
Me: Animal! If you were to choose between me and a very old and gross dishcloth which hadn't been used for 39 years what would you choose?
Animal: ME!!! ME!!!
Me: I knew you'd say that sweet Anima... wait a sec... um...?
Viq: Me? crying? Never. *Continues crying*
Vibs: *smacks Viq's head* Would you stop that! You sound like a baby... And besides what on earth are we doing here?? We are supposed to be in the car, making sure dad's being really miserable!
Viq: But... my space hopper is gone! And Mingo... and...
me: Animal can I call you... Ani?
Anakin Skywalker: You called my dear?
me: ...um... no I said, and ... that is... um...
Anakin: Hey you are not Padme! You traitor! I shall strike you down with my light saber!
ANIMAL: EAT LIGHT SABER!!! HAAAAAA!!! *eats light saber*
*Anakin runs...
Me: The first thing I thought when I saw you Animal was "Who is that handsome, charming, cute, sexy, lovely, hot, wonderful, irresistible beast over there..."
What was the first thing you thought when you first saw me?
Animal: .... WOMAN!!! WOOOMAAAN!!!
Me: :sing: Caaan you feeeeel the looooooove toniiiiiiiight
ANIMAL: *choir* TWO NIIIIGHTS!
me: It is wheeeeeeeere we aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare...
Animal: V R!!!
me: Oh Animal. This is perfect. Absolutly perfect.
Animal: PURE FACT!!!! PURE FACT!!!
me: You have such a way with...
Will think and pray for you! Good luck with... yeah, everything. We'll miss you too!
See ya soon hopefully,
Loooaaads of warm and gentle danishes
~ Vibs.
Me: I.... ANimal.... I don't know how to say this but....
Animal: SAY!!! SAY!!!!!
Me: um, okay if you insist... Not only am I in love with you, I think I.... I... I think I want to marry you....
Animal: MARRY? MEEEERRY CHRISTMAAAAS!! HA HA HA AH AH HA!!!
Me: ... Um... well we could...
Me: Animal, if some guy was being really rude to you what would you do then? Would you,
A. Pretend you didn't hear it.
B. Frown and say in a very sarcastic way "HA ha I am DYING with laughter..."
or would you...
C. take a terrifying revenge?
Animal: ...
EAT DRUMBS!!!!
Me: ...
Me: *singing* I am 16 going on 17 innocent as a rooose...
Animal: A MOOSE!!!!
Me: um...... *singing* Fellows I meet will tell me I'm sweet and willingly I beliiiieeeeevveee...
Animal: LA LA LA!! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Me: ... um... *singing* I can't give you anything but loooooooove...
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