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  1. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Count: Vhy don't you Storyteller? After all, ve could use some of those fine pastries for Big Bird's birthday. Oh vell, let them have their yummy fun for now.
  2. The Count

    The RHLC!

    *Disappears after raising metal merangue shield before lemon pie hits... Prefer mummy merangue myself rully. UD, snarling down below: Do it, and the boy gets it! Scooter: Don't hit him with any eclaires!
  3. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Calling after Gonzo: Trust me, it was in there when they were camped out up on the roof last year, during the time the dorms closed down! Sure hope Beth and Cath read the latest addition. Wonder if I should talk to them about who/what should be #3. Oh well, they'll reply to the story...
  4. The Count

    The RHLC!

    *Voice from above: Too late! *Cherry pies rain down on William, leaving him in a state of sweetened shock, followed by two scoops of vanilla ice cream. *Voice: Well, what's pie if not a la mode?
  5. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Huh? Hee, Kathy... You haven't been privy to the conversations between the prawn and the toga have you? It goes like this... One says right, then the other says left, then sideways, March, May, oh, P, Q... And so on, at least that's what I've come to understand from their strange...
  6. The Count

    A Heart of Gold

    UD: Fear not Ryan my boy... Got these from the pie fight over in the RHLC. *Slides Boston Screamand 4 and 20 Blackberry pies in their boxes under the door. *Note: As of this post, for the moment, I'm 1500 posts mo' away from knocking out Bo!
  7. The Count

    A Message For ALL

    *Snaps and starts whipping in retalliation... Yes! We'll find out what guts you've got... When it's the weasels doing the stomping! For it's weasel stompin' day! *Weasels start stomping away on Beakerfan out of anger. Hey,you weasels leave her alone! Quick Alex, back to the safety of...
  8. The Count

    The RHLC!

    UD, hiding beneath the RHLC in his underground bunker: What fools these RHLC-ers be! They've been throwing perfectly good pies at spectral projections, Ed's not been in here all afternoon long. Though maybe I should snag some of the remains of their armaments, Ryan will need sustinence now...
  9. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Posted by der prawnideude: "Right? Ernie: *outside room* Left! Ryan: That's Lisa's line! Ernie: Sorry!" Me, from the hallway, offscreen: Sideways!
  10. The Count

    All My Numbers.

    Oh yeah? *Rolls out muffin cannon and aims it at Ryan. OK, your move buddy. Waiting for two others to read and post, names of which are posted there up above. That, and I'm not sure who/what I want as #3. Oh well, I'll talk it over with my helpers and post when I get the chance to do so.
  11. The Count

    A Heart of Gold

    That may be... But you also said... Posted by duke of chutney: "See you on Monday!" And it's certainly well before the end of March... So get posting! Uncle D, lock him in that room of his if you have to, we need this story posted post-haste! UD: With pleasure! He'll have a tomb with no...
  12. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Leaves note on Room #7's door... Well, I told you someone should've gone in there and do something like that... So can you honestly blame me? Besides, at least I'm not in league with those SWabby people. Sure, she's my sister and all, but it's her club and she's the one who does battle with...
  13. The Count

    Message from a Prawn

    You're welcome Caroline. Oh, you still have a smudge of cherries on your face, you might want to wipe that off. *Hands her a napkin.
  14. The Count

    A Heart of Gold

    You did so promise that Prawn! Go back to Trip and check your last post there, the one with the snipet of the story. You said it there, the new story would be posted this Monday, the 19th, when you got back from your mini-vacation. *Uncle Deadly sends a jolt of blue lightning at Ryan...
  15. The Count

    Message from a Prawn

    And here I thought Floyd kept you up to date on all the hip lingo Mrs. P... Swag = merch = loot = spendin' cash = souveneirs!
  16. The Count

    A Message For ALL

    *Opens mouth and devours cinammon boomerang-shaped beavertail. Mmm, that took care of my hunger. And a little beaver too! *Presses button and speaks to an unseen person on walkie-talkie: OK, drop the choc! *Chocolate mousse moose drops from ceiling drenching Mrs. P.
  17. The Count

    A Heart of Gold

    *Shakes fist at Prawn and Toga post-fest! Mrs. Pepper's the hatrack, or didn't you get the memo? And you promised your story would be posted yesterday when you returned Prawn! We're holding you to that promise! More sto-ree! Sto-ree! Come on, I even posted another segment of mine, so...
  18. The Count

    All My Numbers.

    Double Take ------------- The Count knocked on one of the adjoining dormitory rooms' doors, in an attempt to get the castle's residents to come out and meet Ed one by one. "Hello? Anybody in there?" "Just a minute... Getting dressed in here" came the reply from within, followed promptly by...
  19. The Count

    A Message For ALL

    *Chucks maple syrup glazed hockey puck cheesecake at Mrs. P.
  20. The Count

    The RHLC!

    Uh-oh... Duck! *No, no ducks are incoming... But Skye gets hit with a cherry cheesecake nevertheless.
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