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Viq: ... I drank.. ehm... it tasted.. I think they said it was champagne.. Mum I'll never get eaten by my *hiccup* aunt again *hiccup* I.. wow.. you look like a huge dolphin.. so filled with.. dolphin... Vibs: *raises eyebrow* Mum, viq is weirder than usually is that good?

Viq: ... Oh.. Captain: Who's that woman? Viq: My mum... Passengers: *silence* Lady with curly hair: ... To mothers! *raises glass* Passengers: To mothers! cheers! Viq: uh... cheers! But I really shouldn't... Old man: Mate.. *hiccup* I tehll you somin... You ... you...

Viq: *sitting at dinnertable with 16 passengers* So you've been here for what? 20 years? Old man: That's right mate! *hiccup* Now drink up, we have lots of champagne left, no need to save it - I tell you *hiccup* this thing eats at least fourty bottles a day! Viq: Right... *drinks* ehm...

Viq: *scared* ... what is that?? How is that possible... a ferry?? Random passenger: that's what we thought, but after 20 years you get used to it inhere... want a half-eaten beef? Viq: ... *more scared* muuuum... / Vibs: I dreamed father said "Vibs, I'm proud of you". *sniff* It...

Viq: I... *is in darkness* ... mummaaa..... Vibs: *wakes up upstairs form a nightmare* ... MUMMAAA!!!!!!!!

Viq: ... Eh *tries to move* Oh gosh this gotta be bad.. *struggles* Hello! Somebody! hehhe, DanDan, I love your skin, hair, clothes, you are a very masculine.. eh female.. or feminine man, you are very... you... Vibs: *snoring in baby's room* Viq: .. YOu are very special!!! *closes eyes*...

Viq: *tries to move* I can't aunt.. uncle.. thing... See Vibs put this spell at me and I can't move anywhere, I'm all helpless sitting here in my chair, waiting for somebody to come and help me... I mean.. uh ooooh... Vibs: *upstairs* *wakes up* Is Viq still unable to do anything down in the...

Viq: ... *blinks* right... wait... Mother? Vibs? Anyone? *is in deserted kitchen* I can't moooove... hello?... Vibs: *sleeping*

Viq: ... Vibs! Look! Vibs: Smith, we've gotta concentrate if we're gonna work out a plan for our escape! Viq: Vibs, turn your head and look behind you! Vibs: ... Viq, I do hope you have a good reason for interupting one of my favorite moments. Viq: Just look behind you! *still...

Viq: oooh, pogahontas, what. shall. we. do. Your father is going. to. kill. me. Vibs I don't really fancy this play... Vibs: Oh smith I... what is mother doing? Viq: *looks* Oh controlling father's body and he's trying to fight her but it seems she's stronger than him. Vibs: *smugs*...

*Suddenly the two twins of the family enter the kitchen, Viq wearing a giraffe costume and Vibs dressed up as Pogahontas* Viq: *mutters* I don't wanna play this play.. Vibs: Quiet giraffe! *clears throat* Look how lovely the trees are! And the water is so blue, and... Oh it's my father! We...

Viq: *dials Adam's number* Vibs: I...I made DanDan faint! Oh Viq what's that about mother? Viq: *records message on answering mascine* Hi Adam.. this is Viq.. Mum is a monkey and now dad's in charge. uh... yes. this was Viq. Bye. Vibs: *looks suspicious at DanDan* something's wrong...

Viq: ...!! MUM!! Vibs they took mum, they took... Vibs: ... *frowns at DanDan* so what happens if I say it AGAIN? "Dear Nother. I low you. I wish you cod come home again I niss you. Frown faster." there! what now? *smugs* Viq: ... *sigh* I'll go call Unce Adam..

viq: *paralysed with fear* the... the... the blue thing is here! Vibs ... don't move... maybe it hasn't seen us.. Vibs: .. *raises eyebrow* say what? say "Dear Nother. I low you. I wish you cod come home again I niss you. Frown faster." ? Viq: *hiccup* Oh no !!

Viq: *walks over to mum, pulling her in the trouser leg* mum, what exactly are we looking for? Vibs: *from on desk* Oh see what I found! *holds paper up - reads* "Dear Nother. I low you. I wish you cod come home again I niss you. Frown faster." ...hmmm... curious..

Viq: *draws cow on a bill* Vibs: Oh sure mum. *cute*

Viq: mum, what are you holding? Vibs: *climbs onto desk*

Viq: ... *to Vibs* it doesn't seem to work on her. Vibs: ... *to Viq* She's a very extraordinary mother. Viq: ... Quite cool though. Vibs: yes. But still she doesn't even wanna know why we are crying. Viq: I know that's... Vibs, eh why are we crying? Vibs: uh.. I forget - but...

Viq: *frowns at tape* Vibs: ... *snaps fingers* that's better. Where were we? Viq: uh... oh, yes.. *wails* Vibs: aah..*wails*

Viq: Vibs.. Vibs.. she... *wails* Vibs: Viq... he... and... *wails*