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*Thud is heard, knocking Bo back into unconsciousness.

Noooooo! Don't eat the Moppet's pancakes. The nasty thingses will make you disappear into obscurity. Ask Uncle Bob!

Oh... I noticed all fright. And I know for a fact you happen to have a salary. The one you get from that Wilson's place. Which is why you keep getting a higher post-total stash than I, so expect a bill for those lights in the mail. *Slips bill for light fixtures to be fixed through mail...

Lewis Kazagger: The Muppet Illusion police turned what was a perfectly peaceful enjoyment of music at the Miss Piggy campaign rally into an utter silly and pointless bust. They apologized for their interruption and promptly scurried off to the Bunsen Honeydew camp where they arrested Dr. Buns...

*Dodges flyswatter and punches Bo in the toes. *Flees with shoe of gold back into the bushes.

*Bo's lights are still out... The switch does nothing to turn them back on. Hmmm... We'll have to call an electrician to fix that. It's coming out of your salary Bo.

*Greedy little gnome pops out through the bushes... Shoe of gold? Shoe of gold? Ooh, lemme at it!

*And of course... He finds neither.

Yeah... And some people aren't making it any easier. Heh... (Slaps Bo in friendship.

*Thumping grows louder until the floor/ceiling breaks away, drenching Bo with a fresh shower of ice cold tea. Along with a mad hammer left behind by Angie to conck him out as well.

Hey Marty... Glad you're enjoying the musical acts. *Notices the seven members of the maniacal musical marauders make way for the next act on tap. Oh hey, Robin's frog scout troop are up next. Wonder what they'll sing for us. *Leans back in seat to watch the performance.

*And as Bo walks downstairs, he finds noone home to say hello to. Vic's off on the coasts of Africa with his own pirate crew living the life of luxury, the twins have been bound to each other with no chance of teleporting anywhere as they work off their debt in a Chinese laundry, Ms...

*Punches Bo's lights out. Oh sorry... Seems that light fixture was giving off some bad illumination. *Punches Bo's lights out again.

Whoo-hoo! Oh Cath, there's so much here to love and rave at. OK, so I have a faint idea of what Piggy's booth at the fair will feature as her attempt to contribute some greenbacks to the cause. But I'm willing to be surprised when we get to that part. Scooter and Sam were perfectly in...

Huh? Like your life before now hasn't been filled with confusion? *Rolls eyes.

*Darts off to library to see if Catherine updated her St. Patrick's Day story.

Scooter: Miss Piggy has declined to answer any questions from such a questionable source of yellow journalism. No comment will be issued at this time.

Hello... It is I, the new MC BB/LS Big Brother. As part of the game, we unfortunately have to evict competitors, whittling down the group to the final winner. To that end, I submit the two housemates up for eviction this week: Alex (Beakerfan) and Kyle (Erine81981). This thread is open to...

*Intercom: Attention housemates... Today marks the beginning of another week here at MC BB/LS. And that means... Eviction time. This week, we have the following two housemates selected for elimination: Alex (Beakerfan) and Kyle (Erine81981). There'll be a thread posted for the eviction...

Huh? No real new news out of Jim Hill Media? OK, who won that office pool. And Greg, that's a sentiment shared by many as you've been a crucial font of information, credible information, for breaking Muppet news. *The Newsman's glasses and monitor screens break all at the same time.