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Supreme MC Justice von Count: No. That vould mean you vould be foiled good doctor. As that vould mean ve vould have to disqualify many of your wotes/woters and reconvene all MC Justices in a special emergency session to decide vhether to allow this round to go forward, declare you ineligible...

*Crazy Harry proceeds to inflate the armbands on Bunsen's penguin supporters. And keeps inflating them. And inflating them. And over-inflating them. Until the armbands and penguins blow up. Hee hee hee hee hee hee.

Fleet: That's not what a Quackvin Featherline says. According to him, the penguins have formed clicks in which they take turns throwing balls at the jacuzzi dunk tank to dunk the bald Britney cutout into the chilly waters. What's more, they've gone so far as to performing little sketches with...

Hi and welcome to MC. The Muppet special you're probably thinking of is known as The Muppet Musicians of Bremen. If you're looking to add this to your Muppet video library, I recommend you contact fellow forum member KermiClown as he has it and can help you get a copy of that special. Hope...

*Sipping own brewed potion. Yes, quite, MC's a very happy place. Bo? No, I'm afraid he's out of service at the moment. Unreachable you might say. *Smiles at own self-joke. Now then Patricia. Did you hear about the spooking last night? We might need someone to mix up a batch of elixirs to...

Shhhh! Quietyou, you'll wake everybody else up. *Shoos Bo and his crew off to Room #4 and closes the door behind them as they settle for their own round of sleepy-time inside. There, that's better. Now back to my room so as not to disturb the others. *Goes back to Room #1 and closes the...

No lump of sugar in tea? How barbaric! How rude! How ungentlemanlike! How silly. *Clown mallet hits Bo again leaving him unconscious for the time being.

Mmm. That's a suggestion all fright. Though there's another birthday this Saturday, will reveal whose when the time comes. Hope you had a good birthday Kermit, you deserve to have a great one.

*Clown mallet pounds Bo twice after he agrees to have one lump or two.

Hi Nicee. Well, I'm looking for illustrators to draw up images of my belfry's batty beauties and the master monster Muppet characters that'll fill up the castle. Along with whatever additional human creeps I might want to be present as part of the collection too. The "first" character is my...

Fleet Scribbler: Any questions on your policies? Then how do you respond to the lawsuit levied against you by former assistant Beaker for multiple life-endangering hazardous work conditions and unfair salary payments pittiusly below the minimum wage? And the issue that some of the penguin...

Of course she does. You should know yourself. *Helps Layla set grasshopper pie next to the shoo fly pie. *Team of Anything Monsters come in dragging the two-tear chocolate cake with mint green icing for Kermit. Seems Butch and Clyde tagged along and are trying to get people to buy tickets...

Hi. Do you mean The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson special? If so, the song featured at the end is titled "Just One Person", sung by Robin and the other Muppets gathered to pay their creator his proper respects. It was first sung by Bernadette Peters in her TMS episode appearance in the second...

*Narrator. Join us next time when Sergeant Prawny will say. Prawny: So I ate Byron who was sleeping in my pajamas What he was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know. Byron: Get me out of here! Prawn: *Burp. Xcuse me. Guess something I ate doesn't agree with me. Byron: No I don't! Prawn: I...

Good thing I blasted the chains that bound me to those guys away. *Frowns, no, nothing will happen if you keep posting. Eh, I'll get there yet.

Believe me Bo. You'll know what this is about when it happens.

*The hour hand on the blackened clock moves one space down, in it's slow yet steady counterclockwise motion, moving away from the steel 12 on the cardinal northern point of its face. Eleven eerie tolls of the bone-chilling clock can be heard as the space pointed out by the clock hand turns...

Cake? At a time like this? Knew there was something I forgot. Um. Maybe we should check with Cath. Then again, seeing as how she's not in at the moment. *Calls up Sarah Y's bakery to see if they can deliver a birthday cake with mint green frosting to the dorms for Kermit's party. You...

*In Boris Karloff voice as the Grinch: And don't forget a cherry on top.

Hoping for an update soon. Especially now that you've broken through to the 5K post mark. Congrats on that once again Beth.