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SAVE THE FROG! SAVE THE FROG! He plays good banjo.:D

Ya'll don't think it could be like Uncle Lew and nephew Ernie?

Suddenly, I'm feeling like the Great and Powerful Wizard le Foz... powerful second to Billy, my psychic rubber chicken.

Today's Byron Activity Report: He woke up. He took 3 baths and 2 showers. He ate some Wheaties. He took another bath. He went to work, then went to the bathroom and washed down. Then he sat down at his desk to work. So far, that's it.

PMPMOFOPPPBBBMOFMOFMOFF Yep, very painful. BBB (yep, it's inverted!)

So far, I've only seen the one that says, "DRIVE FAST!" at the end. I like the new Fozzie voice, sounds like the original Fozzie Bear! Not like Fozzie today. FOZ

*The Muppet Show Theater. Much action has been going on here in recent days, filming christmas movies, doing weekly shows, preparing for a Fox TV Series. These hallowed walls of entertainment are currently quiet as morning dawns and a Studebacher pulls up out front, and a certain bear checks...

HIYA!! This turned out to be fun when we did this on the old board--at least it was because we had lots of interest by MCers. The rules are simple. NAMES If your MC monicker is a character name, whoever first signs in under that character name is that character. IE, I am Fozzie...

I voted off the Doozer because his size won't help the cause much; I kept the others because of size and strength. Plus, if they get hungry for meat... poor poor Snuffy. Snuffed out. :) FOZ WOAH!! No votes for Kermit!! There has to be a leader amongst the madness!! I'm here to...

So does my psychic rubber chicken...

I can hear it all now: "Bert! BERT!! Ol' Buddy Bert!! I throw the rubber duckies AWAY, and they come back to me! I call this my Boomerang Rubber Duckie routine." "Yeah, Ernie. You can call it that. I call it 'nuts.'"

Now, that IS fuzzier! Move over, Byron!!

Very well, I, too, shall believe in the co-existence of FOMP! and BBB. Thusly: FOMP!BBB (Try saying THAT backwards if you think !PMOF hurts your lips and teeth: BBB!PMOF) Ow.

Poll closed. What now? I think I'm lost.

Okay, nix the Floyd/Mahna thing; but LEw and Ernie...DEFINITELY have to be family.

ATTN BYRON FAN CLUB MEMBERS!! A new imaginary item has been added to the BFC store!! Hairy Chest Tee Shirts. Only $597.32!! Members' price: $782!! Not to mention the new toiletries: Essence d'Byron perfumes and soaps. Now, you, TOO, can smell like Byron. Really! You can...

Bill Baretta Borrowers, another fan club created by Emmy and Jackie a while back. It is a fun club, too. They have muffins and envelopes. But, together, we have FOMP! Oh, and the Byron Fan Club gives you imaginary hats and hairy chest tee shirts for free.

Groovy. Send me one with hair, too.

Hey, can someone post photos of Floyd and Mahna Mahna beside each other? I think they look alot alike and wonder if everyone else thinks so, too. Do we see some family here? I also think Ernie and Lew Zealand might have some family blood in them, too. Whatchoo thinkin? FOZ

I dunno what they sound like anymore. Forgot. But, I can hear the melodic symphonies of Wayne and Wanda ever floating in my memories... "I think that I have never see-ee-eeeeen A poem lovely as a treeeee..." CRASH!