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Oh, no! Rowlf got knocked out somehow!! Even before he could read Tommie a story. At least Gonzo found some good reading for him. Hmm...Janice, you and Floyd should revive the good Dr. Bob, and I will try to find out who blew up the piano! There appears to be a fungus among us, and...

You forgot the magenta nose and rubber chicken...

Don't forget food is free in the comissary...of course, that's also how Dr. Bob gets more patients. WAIT! I just thought of something good for the show: A Discussion with Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Dr. Bob, and Dr. Phil Van Neuter!! Hey, KERM...oh, wait. He's not here yet. Guess I'll go...

That's kinda like my joke over at the role play. So, you're gonna pick me up. What line will you use? "Hi, my sign is Leo; and your sign says 'park here'..."

Yeah, sure, Gonzo. Go on out on the stage and fire up. We're still in morning rehearsals just yet. Tommy Dog! Hiya!! It's always good to have one of our own bleed over from another show. Last time I think we had some fraggles and such. Simple-minded bears, Rowlf?! SIMPLE-MINDED...

KEWL! Okay, everybody! Party at Karen and Mike's house! Let's go! Um... Will somebody stop by and pick me up?

Beau? Can you please clean up these flapjacks? Or...at least bring us some butter and syrup? Janice! What was wrong with the wardrobe?

(Editor's note: Janice and Floyd were accidentally hit with water-filled mops by Beau and went to change in the dressing room, but she may have had to step out to get dry underwear--considering she's wearing any). Okay, Floyd, sir. Yessir. There's time this morning to get some food before...

*begins prepping the rubber chicken for battle and loads a cabbage firing bazooka.*

Hmm...where's Byron during all this? He should be here to defend his Fan Club!!

Oh, dear! I go in the closet to fold some programs for the show, and stuff starts happenin! Lights go out, exploding pianos...WAIT! Gonzo! There might be something in that for you! Something with exploding pianos!! Glad to see Floyd got dried up, wonderin what he did with Janice since...

Today's Byron Activity Report: He woke up. He took 3 baths and 2 showers. He ate some Wheaties. He took another bath. He went to work, then went to the bathroom and washed down. Then he sat down at his desk to work. Even if it is saturday. FOZ

Yeah, Bunsen and Beaker should be here...sometime; and I think Gonzo went to get his skates on. Okay, well...here's the programs for tonights, show. I'm gonna fold these and... *DING!* Someone's at the back door. Wonder who it is? *Goes over and accepts package from postman.*...

It may be FANS instead of FRIENDS, I was just too lazy to go back and see. Besides, I had to go out to the chicken house and feed my rubber chickens some rubber corn. FOZ :)

Actually, I DO collect autographed photos of my friends, whether they're published or not, so you can send it to me. I don't have a dollar tho. I'm a cartoonist and a puppeteer. In otherwords, I'm broke. But, you work in Radio, so you know the feeling. I'll send you a Muley picture...

Haaa!! We are INSIDE the theater backstage area, now, Crazy Harry. *walks over and turns on the main switches so all the theater lights come on and everyone can now see that we are in the inside backstage area, the stage is now well-lit, as is all the other places in the theater.* Oh...

I know how you feel...

Nah, membership is always open. You can have whatever imaginary products you so desire. They are free of charge and shipping is free as well. No taxes on the BFC merchandise, either! Great buys (sucks from a business stand point, tho). Crazy Harry: I know this because it's Byron. What...

FOMP! I think his work for creating Audrey II for the play paved the way for that to become such a big hit. I guess Snuffy has to be my fave.