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YAY!!! They're safe...sorta! We'll be at the Muppet Theater in a few minutes where Gonzo and Tommie are waiting for us, and we'll be safe and sound and...and...I just realized-- I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!! AAAAHHHHHHH!!! *touches brakes*

AAAHHHHH!!!! *The limo stopped so suddenly that the Studebacher, with all its speed, couldn't stop. Swerving by, Fozzie screamed for the others to jump onto the Studebacher which he directed toward the Muppet Theater. Did they make it?*

OH NO!! ROWLF, CRAZY HARRY, AND GAFFER ARE ALL IN THE LIMO!!! The cliff is gettin' close! HARRY!! GET OUT ON THE TAIL END OF THE CAR WITH ROWLF AND GAFFER!! WE'RE GONNA SAVE YOU!!!

*Realizing that NOW Rowlf is captured in the black limo of Haffa, Fozzie reaches down and pulls what once was called the "choke" of the car.* This is my super duper turbo pooper!! *Suddenly, everyone is pressed into their seats as the vehicle races down the interstate and catches up with...

*With the explosion of the cannon, the entire vehicle carrying the evil Haffa has suddenly vanished into millions of tiny pieces--Much the same way EM.TV is selling off the JHC--and Haffa is nowhere to be seen. With that, the vehicles race home toward the Muppet Theater to get there in time for...

Pepe: (laughs) Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, okay? Thees is some cool action figures, si? Rizzo: Yeah, but let me play, too. Stop hoggin the toys! Piggy: WHAT?! ************************** Pepe: (Playing with Kermit and Piggy, wiggles Piggy over Kermit) You give me big kiss, okay? You get along...

:mad: I'll remember all this when I'm ruler of the world on day, Ryan!! :rolleyes:

You have my address...I just want a certain tape recording you made for me. :( *puppy dog whimpers* SO, I suppose then that all of us are going into the Winners Member Club now?

Sorry, Janice! But, at least this time I'm staying in between the lines of the road...mostly.

Hiya, Mama had me re-type something she found in the newspaper, so I figured since I already had it in the computer, might as well put it here. Foz ************************ I was not alone, though. God was certainly with me and empowered me with strength and courage as I released my...

YES there IS, and BOY was it FUN!!

Here's the bucket!! *Swerves down road to keep from being shot at by the cannon.* OH NO!! *Swerves to keep from hitting a cow in the road!* Who parked THAT there?! (Note: We'll just have to pretend that Kermit and Janice are saying things in the meantime even though they aren't...

I didn't think of that. Hmm...so, Croe, looks like you got to be third in line to get that information, huh? Or, at least second since I'll get last even though I was first to ask. Likely, Skeeter will see it first, then you, then me. Why do I always bring up the rear?

*Grabs keys to the Studebacher from his pocket* Jump in and let's go home!! *The car and the Mayhem Bus are filled with Muppets who begin to speed away...from behind they hear a horrible, roaring noise. Suddenly, a huge black car speeds behind them, and a cannon rises from the hood of the...

Well, no probleeemmm!! There's one thing that Mama always taught me to do when things get in a tight. RUN! *Haffa begins swinging his sword at the Muppets, barely missing them as they run for the exit of the mansion.*

*Haffa immediately stands still and looks at BEau and the mop with a little fear in his eyes.* Great move, Beau!! Yessirr!! C'mon, gang! *They all come from behind the boxes and head towards the room to save Kermit and Janice.* And this is no ordinary rubber chicken, it's a PSYCHIC...

I somehow was guessing you'd like the Moulin Scrooge one, Jamie. Must be an artist thing, cause it was my fave, too.

*Haffa begins to near the Muppets with his sword shining.* Floyd, it's simple...Haffa was the head of EM.TV, and the "Valentine's Day" reference is because of that guy who's gonna buy that 49.9% of JHC from EM.TV, so I said we couldn't afford anything until "Valentine's Day," when he...

No, you have to 'third' that because I was first to ask where behind the scenes pics come from!! Finally, I'm FIRST at something (but I'll STILL be the LAST to know!)

Why, of course, YOU have to choose. You're our leader, the one of whom we are fans, and thus should pick who you feel is your most loyal and loving fan, and who should win all the free imaginary products from the BFC. It's all on your shoulders, sire.