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Yes... And now we bring you the results of the first ever secretly recorded Gorg diving competition. JN: 9. Cheryl: 9.5. R: 9.9. And a 5 from the grouch at the end of the table? Hey, who let Oscar in here!

No need to worry Beaker... All will be explained in October, if you're still with us that is. *No evil laugh, I don't want to scare him any further than he already seems to be.

Mmm... MST3k, one of my favorite varieties of tea. You should band with us Erin, Winslow's the leader of our movie-ripping remembering troop and we could certainly use a third. But que sera, sera... **Goes off for a sandwich for lunch wile working out the details of Beaker's monster...

OK... There've been 81 more votes added, and I'm sad to say that Finalist 4 still has a 39% share, but Ryan's dropped to a 36% share. Does noone want our wittle pwawnie foo-foo cakes to win this impressions contest? Guess not. *Walks away and leaves the others to vote like crazy while they...

Hoped it wouldn't come to this, but... At the lobby's desk, an ornate Kermit emerald green switch is flipped while the marble 44 is pushed back into the wall where the room keys usually hang. The room above seals off with just Claudia inside, as the hands on the Muppet Labs clock move...

*Sighs... *In Woody Page voice: Why do I always have to straighten you guys out? (ESPN reference). 1 Grundgetta likes Oscar more than one normal grouch can like another... They're practically a grouch couple in spite of living their own separate lives. There were even two different...

Hi-ho... With only a few days left, there've been 13,100 votes cast and Finalist 4's beating Prawny by a 39% to 37% margin. So go out there and vote for Prawny! Yaeeeeeey! *Flails arms about while still wearing trenchcoat and holding mike in his hand.

Well... That's a bit weird. The short chapter's good for what it gave us, but I kinda feel there was more to tell. Oh well, just means more for the next chapter. Please post soon and glad to have you back, even if just for a moment.

Hi... If you go to www.muppetcast.com and listen/download Episode #15, you'll find a good lengthy interview between host Steve Swanson and Noreen Young who runs the festival. Very informative, I recommend all who can to go and give it a listen.

*Hears music coming from Erin's room. Doesn't that guy have any other hit songs? Guess not. Count: Ah, another 1-hit vonder! Reminds me of the Underground Coffins. Whatever happened to that recording group? Count: They got buried by the critics.

Ahem... Seems that squeeer missed the reference to another of her currently unfinished stories. Alexander happens to be the man who runs Jazzmin's, the night clubwhere Wanda originally worked at. Not sure to call him a chef, so I won't. He was the one Wanda first confided in when...

Of course... But I won't say anything if you don't want it revealed just yet.

Unless we already know. Or do we? *Evil laugh.

Yeah... Just think what Steve'll say when he sees these results and announces the winner.

Gaaaaaaaaa! *Hugs Beth, thanking her for the story so great that it defies any portmanto adjectives of self-creation. *Collapses on the ground hugging the full Rowlf's Stories in one arm, with Sadie's Stories in the other. ISH!

Latest tallies... Finalist #2 (39%) Finalist #4 (37%) Finalist #1 (23%) Finalist #3 (0%) Finalist #5 (0%) Total Votes: 11,894

Hi and welcome to Muppet Central. The Invisible Beaker figure was never included with the Muppet Labs playset. In fact, the Invisible Beaker figure was never intended for mass release to the public, as it was an Industry Exclusive figure, attainable only as a party favor for VIP attendees at...

*Midnight tolls as a weary thin-fingered hand props up onto the desk above. Finished it... And I'm just floored by all that happened in the last chapters, and the epilogue's perfect in my mind no matter what anyone else says. The epilogue's the best, cause it lets you take it to wherever...

Yeah... *Ruminates. Just the first thing I thought of from my extensive literary knowledge when first listening to the opening quotes. Almost finished...

Just apply the trouttonogging method Bunsen, it'll sort itself out.