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  1. The Count

    For Richard or Poorer

    And I could always poke you in return with the stick of naggery... *Using scary Jack Palance voicechanger bought from Tony at the last MST3K convention: The choice is yours... Choose... wisely...
  2. The Count

    Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

    Hey... I'm here as a spectator only. Let other guys get dirty... Besides... *Smells air. You smell that? It's far too clean. That means the undisputed king of stench, Byron, is nowhere near here. Good, I'd be afraid for everybody's noses if he was. *Eyes wide at Beaky Squeeky in bunny...
  3. The Count

    Males, rally with me---don't shower!!

    *In reply to WL (who from now on will I know him as one more friend named Tony): *In imitation of the lady from Chicken Run: Uh, I don't want ma freedom. *Brings Snicker-Treat bite-sized chocolate squares in a giant-sized bag, keg of Sprite and plexiglass popcorn-filled window box with...
  4. The Count

    Reflections in Foam

    *Hugs Melissa. Thank you for the story update nice lady. You want some of me cookies? It OK, me have extra. You deserve some for good story. Heck, there's even a KG reference in here. Love Telly's story and how Elmo found out about his own special heritage as part of the family. This is...
  5. The Count

    Visions 2: So We've Been Told

    Heh, I wouldn't bet on it. Bo's taken on the duties of head compiler at the MopFam Wiki hosted by WetPaint. He's currently working on a complet and exhaustive episode guide, which has left him completely exhausted. But I do hope this'll get updated... Some day...
  6. The Count

    For Richard or Poorer

    Well... What I'm thinking will only expand on the clandestine conversation at the reception, but won't put any true damper on the ending. Waiting to see if some friends update their own writings before deciding to post this deleted scene, you kow, use the one piece of leverage I have.
  7. The Count

    For Richard or Poorer

    Gee... What devious minds you guys have. Almost makes me want to post the last segment again, slightly altered. Hmmm, maybe a deleted scene? We'll see what happens, should you the masses demand it.
  8. The Count

    Favorite Movie on MST3K

    Hmmm... Funny, when I saw it the one time it aired, Frank wasn't in any of the host segments. It was this skinny nerdlike kid with black hair, black glasses, and black clothes. Which is why I've always thought of Fu Man Chu as a Season 1 episode. Oh well... BTW: From Santa vs. The...
  9. The Count

    Favorite Movie on MST3K

    Huh? Thought Dr. Airhart was in that episode. Maybe you're thinking of the episode with the "L-E-M-U-R" song and the agony booth?
  10. The Count

    Favorite Movie on MST3K

    You know... The only thing I remember about Fu Man Chu is one of the host segments, where Joel and the bots are playing flying carpet airport/traffic controllers.
  11. The Count

    Muppets Night at the Museum

    You know... Kinda feel bad that this delightful story has been left where it is. OK, so I know you've got loads on your plate sissy... But please post an update to this when you get the chance. Please?
  12. The Count

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    Well... Maybe this'll help get people, and hopefully the author back... For those of you reading who've wondered... Autumn Transylvane as artfully drawn by Beaky Squeeky. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/SoftRains/update.jpg Ru, please poooost moooore!
  13. The Count

    Reflections in Foam

    Yes! Post mooooore please!
  14. The Count

    Favorite Movie on MST3K

    Huh? Was that you tomato? Aw, what's the matter asparagus? Oh, it feels so naked without its hollandaise. Castle of Fu Man Chu may have been the worst or one of the two worst movies as agreed on by Joel and the bots during the credits of another film... But the worst movie hands down for...
  15. The Count

    What's next for MuppetWriter's Fanfics?

    Yeah... Glad that someone upped their Muppet video collection thanks to KermiClown. He's a regular music contributor at theMuppetcast hosted by Steve Swanson (known here as stephenjlizard). You should go to his website, www.muppetcast.com, and give a listen to some of his past shows if you're...
  16. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Much later that night... Hey Jim, before you and the others have to leave. Just wanted to say thank you for the compliment. It was a great honor and even greater fun to have these celebrations for you and Jerry. One thing I would ask though... Please keep an eye on Jerry, the other one...
  17. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *At the party... Count: Oh my, that sister of yours is going to be a heartbreaker Edvard. Ud: Literally or just figuratively? Me: Yeah, and I'll be a rib breaker if anyone breaks hers. *Snatches one of the mini salami with dried onion/oil flavored watered tomatoes sandwiches on toasted...
  18. The Count

    Favorite Movie on MST3K

    Santa Claus. Mike: Dude, Christmas went to Fort Lauderdale for Spring Break! Tom, singing: This was written by Danny Elfman, Danny Elfman, Danny Elfman. He's the father of Janet Elfman, Janet Elfman, Janet Elfman. Crow: That's not a doll, that's a sister! *Upon hearing the one note played...
  19. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Uh-oh... Sounds like sis's on the warpath. UD: Ah, I can hear the poor unfortunate souls' screams now... Too bad he didn't know that before hand. Oh well, he made his grave, now he has to lie in it. *Goes back to reading some fanfics... Or nagging for more as the case may be.
  20. The Count

    For Richard or Poorer

    -------------------------------------- The cloud was peaceful when he arrived—everyone else there twittering and tittering away about what they could only imagine went on at the chapel beneath. "So Richard... Tell us already" his bearded boss inquired eagerly. "Aw Jim, it was the best thing...
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