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I noticed his saying, "I am NOT a shrimp; I am a KING PRAWN!" is on the shirt; so "Jumbo Shrimp" might be a joke...like you can order butterfly or jumbo shrimp at the restaurant.

Reuben reminds me of a sandwich. Get it? Reuben Sandwich!? Seriously, though---he's slick. He's so slick I'm surprised they're holding on to him this long!! (Get it?) He should be recording right now, methinx.

Here's how you get over being sick, it's a remedy Dr. Granny told me about once: *ahem* Get lots of rest. Drink lots of fluids, especially juices high in Vitamin C. Bathe once a day and change your bed sheets once a day. You'll be better in about 7 to 10 days. Dr. F:oZ

*Picks nose* I dunno. *Burp* *Fart*

I'm going to program mine tonight. :)

On the same note, I do have pet names from friends and family. As a kid, my uncle called me Luigi for some reason. Nowadays, I get called "Kev" or "Muley" and, because I thought it was funny to sign my email that way one day, I get called "Kevmodee." No problems here, though, except I'm...

I don't know their names, but the heavy black guy, the military guy, and the one black gal (in a green dress last night?) are all the best singers to me.

WOW!! You can hear my phone ring all the way over there?!! :confused:

Yes, velcro. It also sticks to the real Byron as well.

Sorry I didn't see it til now, but Happy Birthday Nate, ol' pal! For your birthday, I'm getting you a life-size cut-out of Byronious which is fun to play "pin the tail on the sasquatch" with! Kev le Foz and Muley

I'm all clean now, but, uh--- WILL SOMEONE HELP ME GET THIS CHERRY OUT MY NOSE?! :eek:

Thanks, my friend, "okay?"--> :rolleyes: This is really cool, becauseyou can key in the tones yourself!! Foz:o

Way to go, Alan!!! WOOHOO!!

Update: I was just called by a customer who requested "Montgomery." 'There isn't a montgomery that works in this office sir.' "Well, it's YOUR voice. You're him." :eek: 'Trust me, sir. I've been me for 30 years, and I'm definitely not 'Montgomery." "Who are you then?"...

What underwear scene are you all talking about?

Any idea where to get one for free? When my celphone rings, I want it to be The Muppet Show Theme! Kev:o

I agree...it drags out too long doing it the way they're doing it.

*Car lands on Ryan.* So THERE!! :p

Well, you're still my friend regardless, and I love ya, man! I've been going through some drama for a while, and man am I sick of it. It's been about 3 or 4 months now. I keep holding on hoping that things will change and get better--but, if folks don't start acting right, I'm letting go...

Thanks, I needed that! :) No, but we have some nice parting gifts for you: a rake, a comb, a scissors... (get it?) :o Nobody's tickled me yet. Or...do you mean the SS War thing? :rolleyes: :crazy: