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I am terrified of snakes. They bite and are poisonous. I'm also very afraid of spiders and ticks, because spiders can bite and cause a hole to rot into your skin; and ticks because I almost died of tick fever when I was a kid. To me, the only good snake is a dead snake, and Papa Roy...

"My uncle, George the Janitor, is so cheap, that his wallet has an unlisted pocket!!" So, does this make George the Janitor the brother or brother-in-law of Emily Bear? F:oZ

You do realize that George the Janitor is my uncle? "My uncle, George the Janitor, is so tight that his wallet has an unlisted pocket! HAAA!"

Yeah, do me some Lauper!! ;)

Disney. Let's talk product. Has anybody been to a Disney Store lately and seen the crap they sell now? It's just junk. Ton's of Barbie Pink girls' clothing, and all the collectible stuff and media (books, videos, etc) are gone. The toys stink, the plush dolls are okay. But, going to The...

He agreed with Chris "Crazy Harry" that it would be confusing to put a peace sign in Chris' avatar of Crazy Harry.

This reminds me: With the current situation in the Gulf, WalMart and KMart stores in that region will be changing their names to Target. HA HAAA!!

Well said, Zack. The oil, per the news reports, is supposed to be under guard by US and British troops. This is the main source of economy in Iraq, and many countries rely on that oil. It's also my understanding that the Kurds, which Saddam gassed and killed hundreds of, want into battle...

I don't drink; but after today, I wish I did! :grouchy:

Remember in Genesis that God cursed the serpent to crawl on its belly? Well, I always figured it meant the serpent had legs/arms to begin with.

Thanks. I have that video. It ain't funn-ee! (What IS funn-ee is that "Fozzie Bear" tells a joke and is followed up by a post from "wockawocka!" What a team!! ;) FOZ:o

I was being more facecious than anything in that statement. Really, I appreciate France as being a wonderful country with great people, a BEAUTIFUL language, and superb food. As far as giving-up, though, that seems to be what they are best known for! LOL!! I do recall that in WWII it was the...

If you're against the war, should we continue the sanctions instead, which is how we were handling things before the war? I want 3 people to answer this for me, pro's and con's.

Sweetpants said, "(trades all of the bombs in Iraq with Tickle Me Elmo dolls)" PERFECT! I always use the old attage: "He who dies with the most toys WINS!" I think that should be the case instead of bombs. quote...

And I'm a bear of Wealth and Taste!! Haaa!! (Not really wealth, but I taste good.)

Postcard from the edge? POSTedge!! (Get it? Postage?!) HAA!! :o

I hear before surgery he lulls you to sleep by laying down some Brahms.