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  1. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Nah... The elevator has a direct feed to Muppet Central Radio piped in. It's mostly instrumental versions of all the songs though. *Goes back to room to read the great new fanfic noone's heard of, Gold Demona by the authorof the same name. Man, muppetwriter should read this stuff, he'd...
  2. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Uncle D: I've got 40 on the carrot-top! Ed and Count: Which one's the carrot-top? *All chuckle.
  3. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Opens the door creakily... Yeah, it was just Crazy Harry. He's moved in with Tony of Sluggenshire Chap. Um, if you'll hexcuse me, I'm working on a little something in here and I sorta need to give it my full attention. Night. And I trust you to do the sponsors tonight. *Closes door just...
  4. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    What the heck? Hey, Tony... Looks like ya found the place. You shoulda rung at the lobby desk upstairs, but that's partially my fault for not telling you. Anyway... Room #9's down here in the basement floor. You've got Bo and his loonies in the room next to yours, and Peter and his gang in...
  5. The Count

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    He does... He just hasn't posted yet. Maybe I shoulda told him? Eh. *Shrugs. *Listens to grand organ music playing from the monster music channel as the bats are drawn to cluster around for me to count.
  6. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    You know, it's funny... Here I thought this slug guy would've moved in by now. Eh, guss his salty trail will be left should he decide to finally get here.
  7. The Count

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    *Installing a new TV to replace the one that got blasted. *Hears Alex's mandolin music. Hmmm, I kinda like it. Though bagpipes are more my sorta bag. Heh. BTW: Did you tell that slug guy he can move in to the dorms yet?
  8. The Count

    The Scoop of the Century

    Yay! Update! Poodle, no! Orbs of 5... Go get 'em Kermit! And I love this... More must post you!
  9. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Aw... But she makes the cutest wittle wabbit. *Pats her fluffy white head. Hmmm, did I remember to tell sis about that cwazy haunter of mine? Oh well... She'll come ask if she wants to know. *Leaves cookie for the beautiful bunny.
  10. The Count

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    Noooooooo! *Blasts TV with fury bolt attack. Never shall we subject a fellow forumer to such cruelty!
  11. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Misfires and triggers the thingamajigger that Ariel had hidden away that changes Claudia back into a rabbit. Oops? Count from his safe spot: Drizzle drazzle druzzle drome... Time for these ones to come back home! *Magic explosion takes place and everything is set back to frights. Ed...
  12. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Uncle D in a kingly voice: Good hevans... You'd have me have an outlaw for an in-law? *Laughs and slaps Bo's back.
  13. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Wha? She's... a... pirate? Nooooo! Ye'll not be catching me you muckety-mucks! *Blasts trident at the fishing nets cast by Bunsen. Prawn, Urchin! Whatever yer name is... Charge their bucky boated bellies boy! Now!
  14. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Spots Claudia... Hey... Is she supposed to have the fishy part on the bottom? Cause I think something went wrong. She's got the fishy part up top and her legs are sticking out. *Shakes wavy hair... Oh well. Come on Claudia, let's go for a spin in my sea cruiser. *Opens up hatch for her...
  15. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *As Underwater Leader... Prawn! Man yourself a sea horse and let's ride after that Borbarian! We'll teach him to bring his MopFammery into our world! *Grabs trident and starts blasting. BTW: Has anybody seen that cute mermaid named Claudia? I rully dig her grooviness in like a cosmic...
  16. The Count

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    *Witch Doctor appears. Itought I told you not to tell anybody! *Says magic words and turns Prawny into a shrunken Muppaphone head.
  17. The Count

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    *Gasps! Eating Nick's sugar bags? Ooh, you donna det a whipping!
  18. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Hey... Look on the bright side. With no pants, you can't get pantsed. *Throws Prawn a pair of woolen mufferfluffers to wear over his bare bottom. Now if anybody asks, you're visiting from Sweden... The land of Britain's ancestors. *Hears bork-bork-borking from upstairs. Quick! Get out...
  19. The Count

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    *Sighs... It's a long story Bo. Go back and read. It'll shock you to your seeds to find out who killed der Snowthergeist.
  20. The Count

    The Fourth Fantastic and Fun Official Muppet Central Forum Awards (Round Four!)

    Writers? We don't need any stinkin' writers! Except for the fanfic writers, those we need, and want to have them post updates! Besides, we're just makin' this up as we go along. Right guys? *Looks at Bo with melon muzzle and Prawn with melon helmet and Nick who's hiding in the barrel with...
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