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*Behind Pork. Cookie Monster: Hey, you no have any cookies? Oh, that big tragedy. Please, you must have some cookies. Me starving monster... Me need cookies to survive. And so do me friend and fellow cookie monster Claudia here. Please, you sure you no have any cookies for us? *Puppy dog...

*Meanwhile... Count: Ah, that's sewen awesome avards! The 7 appears in thin air and then dissipates. Me, sitting down next to my darling date: Hey Count... It's your turn. Count: Vhat? Ah yes, of course. The vampire gracefully bows to Countess Dahling and takes the stage...

*A muffled voice comes from backstage. ...What? I'm on? I'm on what? The stage? Riiiiiight. Would you get on already? Beauregard: Hello. I am here to pre-sent the award for best puppet builder. The Handyman... *Squints at trophy. Hey, that's me! The winner is the forum member...

You think that's torture... Try keeping up with this thread. Anyway... The uncle who owns the theater shows up all important and business like. J.P.Grosse: How much is this costing me? No, put the railroad on R&R, buy the orphanage, sell the orphans, reoutfit the place for a new...

Hi... The curtains rise to reveal the codger in charge of the ticket counter dressed in his finer duds. Pops: Huh? What am I... Oh... Ladies and gentlemen... Tonight, we award... *Starts to fall asleep. *Herry rings a small triangle near his ears. Pops: Hmh... The award for the John or...

Ah... Thank you for the update. Simply marvelous. Gotta go, the awards and all. Oh, and I think there's one for you tomorrow. Bye.

*OOC: Three pages of muffining to read through? Are you guys nuts? Well, yes, you are. OK, here's the next award. Just gimme some time to read through the backlog of posts before the one after this. *Fanfare to Monsterpiece Theater plays as an armchair swivels around. Cookie: Hello, me...

*OOC: Thanks. Gonna break for dinner. Be back in a while. That'll get this thread going with muffining, what it soreley needs. Um, Pork, if you want to speechify, go ahead. *After her speech... Announcer: Coming up on the 4th annual MC awards... Cookie Monster, J.P. Grosse, Beauregard...

... Come on, it'll be okay... A miniature bundle of green lifts his top hat to reveal a lone black bowtie beneath his chin. Robin: Hi... My uncle Kermit let me stay up late tonight to bring you the Short But Sweet award. And the winner is... A miss Ana, better known as Pork...

Uh... Since Snowths is online, we're waiting for his speech before announcing the next one. Unless he has no speech and we can move on...

And besides... You shoulda said something back in the other thread about offering to do the awards designs. This Nick guy... Now he does great work on his MC awards. And my talented cyber-sister too. Moving right along... Fozzie sings a little as he shuffles off the stage to take his...

*Wakes Claudia and helps her back to her feet. Come on... I can hear the Muppet chorus getting things started. And that Nick guy's munching on some sugar he brought himself. *Later... Everyone's at the ceremony, the first award being handed out with a bit of heckling from the crowd's...

*From next to Nick... Dr. Teeth: You know, I heard this show's gonna be dynamite. *Crazy Harry presses the plunger and explodes Nick's seat. Okay... If that's enough of that... Settle down in front. Hi there and welcome to the 4th somewhat annual MC awards. First of all, I want to...

*Arrives with Autumn leading the way for me. Okay... Pick out the seats... Huh? *Hears Count and Uncle Deadly calling. Guess they were waiting for us. *Sheepish look on my face. He sits his lovely red-dressed date down amidst the row of plush armchairs... Count has Countess Dahling von...

*In Room #1. OK... Steve and I will recordify the audio tomorrow. Prawn's getting things started. *Hums a snatch of theMuppet Show theme. I'll take over hosting duties afterwards. Good thing I finally got showered and dressed and everything. *Picks up wristwatch, fastening it around my...

... Let it go? Noooooooooooo! Where's that Fluffy? Get him to write some new script! Tell him we'll have Kathy Greenwood as a special guest star... And he'll finally get to meet her this time. And there'll be punch! *Cannot let T*K*O die like that. *Pumps muffins into the flatlined...

*Twiddles thumbs... Waiting for the go-ahead from da prawn.

*Ziffled... *Puts thread on operating table. Deadly, lightning please! *The patient gets a good dose of voltage. *Flubbing the thread with muffin. Live, live d**n you! No, don't you dare die on us now. You're too good a thread to do that to us! Live! Live! *Meeping can be heard as...

Hark! I come not to bury this thread... But to kill it instead! After all, is it not for fair Pepper that we do the threads we kill kill for pride and honor? Yae, lend me your ears... On second thought, hold the ears yourselves. We march upon the thread to kill it... In the name of...

Not saying you did Songa... Just a word to all here. *Leaves muffin for Red. That one's for Songa Clauds... Yours is back in the kitchen. So no fighting. Unless Nick steals it. *Leaves to get ready for awards.