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I’m a little terrorist short and stout

What made me think today? My life and brain instigated it I mean *** you want a play-by-play I can’t hacking give you a transcript my god man

Throw Jerry in a pit and sell him as a slave to an Egyptian, but first behead.

Oh h*cking h*ck I mean I had cream soda, sry got confuzzed with root Beer¿

Oh yeah I had beer tonight.

Hmm, what made me frown today? I don’t know much about anatomy, but probably by brain and muscles working in unison.

I have a question about anything.

“WHOAH!” - What Surprised Me Today? This world is not in fact purgatory.

Unpopular opinion:

Screw humans, those scum who art crush le snek with ze foot. I take the snek, you go flip.

Contrary to popular opinion, I don’t love Homestar Runner.

I’m scared of getting my foot stuck in a toaster.

I didn’t die, thanks for asking.

Thanks for letting me know.

If anyone can figure out what I’m talking about in my poem you can have the whole cookie jar.

I couldn’t because I wrote it as a poem. If I made a melody it wouldn’t work well. Actually it’s an introduction piece to a story I’m writing for another site. Thank you Froggy, I will listen to yours soon. Just haven’t had a chance yet.

Well I enjoyed your poem, Thunder.

Sigh

As we walk together this grassy hill Averting doom of earthly ills Sitting by the river wide And drawing from the mountainside The King is calling for his land Guided by his earthy hand A ferry to fear and not to hate A barter now a-fore too late We twist through the sceptered isles We drift...