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I don't really know. They only had Junior's smalls left when I was there.

*buries face in hands* Like you wouldn't believe....... From upstairs..... Sweetums: Bean..... I am your faather! Bean: *cringes* Noooo! No! Nooooo! Something crashes Sweetums: Join me on the dark side of the force! Bean: Never! Plastic lightsabers clash Alex: *yells* Boys...

*laughs* Oh, you poor guy! *helps him up* Today at school one of my friends declared that he is going to rule the world one day, and among the many strange and demented aspects of this world is the fact that everyone would speak in the language of "Patrick". Essentially what would happen is they...

*sits on the bed* Gee... sure is lumpy..... Tony? Where are you?

Alex: *watching and listening from the trap door with a blank look on her face* Sweetums: *closes Alex's mouth* You're catchin flies.... Alex: Huh? Oh... right. Lefty's play is.... um.... what's the word? It has potential. But it needs a LOT of help..... Bean: Patrick patrick patrick...

Step kids, William. Step kids.

Sweetums: *comes running in* Guys! Guys! There's something *pant* wrong with Cookie Monster! Bean: *eyes get big* You don't mean..... Sweetums: *nods* He won't eat cookies! Not even something resembling a cookie! He's turned in a... a... Healthy Monster! *dooming music plays* Bean: What...

Oooh! You've got Strong Sad in it! YAY! Good job so far!

Mine fluxuates. But it's usually about shoulder length. I adore long hair, but I can't stand taking care of it. I don't like to take the time to style it, especially because my hair is stick-straight when it gets long.

Alex: I sense a disturbance in the force....... Sweetums: *playing with a plastic lightsaber* What is it? Alex: It seems..... fishy...... Bean: *eating goldfish crackers* It wasn't me! Alex: No, I meant it seems.... screwy.... Sweetums: *the lightsabers batteries die* Well, what is it...

Lol! Sometimes I wish I was like that.... but it isn't my fault, really. Both of my grandmothers were fashion goddesses, and one of them was actually a model, so I had it coming I guess.....

Exactly! Plus, purses are a fashion statement. It's like a pair of gorgeous heels..... may be a pain, but man do they look good!

Hey guys! I just bought this totally adorable Oscar the Grouch hoodie at Sears! It's charcoal grey with Oscar on the front, and in big, graffiti style letters at the top it says "Grouchy". And the best part is it was on sale for 12.99!

Sounds like you could use a dose of the Cheerful Fairy....

Dwayne! Give me those right now! Do you want to be in more trouble?

That's what YOU think....

Sweetums: Alex, have you seen Bean anywhere? Alex: No, why? Sweetums: We were playing hide and seek, but I can't find him! Alex: Sweetums! That's cheating! Sweetums: But I've been looking for hours! Alex: He'll show up eventually. Bean: *sitting among Alex's plushes*

Ok, Tony. Thank you for telling me that. Next time, let the grown-ups handle it, ok? Now march right upstairs and finish that paper!

I heard that! Donchu be talkin back to me, Mister! Keep it up, and just wait 'til your father gets home! Well then hop to it! Chop chop!

BOYS! Give me the knives... NOW. You are all in big trouble. Snowth, I want you to sit in that corner. Tony, you sit in that corner. Dwayne, you're in that corner. Face the wall, all of you! You all know better than to play with knives like that! Now you boys just sit there and think about why...