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  1. MartyMuppets

    The Muppet Show script-Harry Secombe

    I will post up the last of this script as soon as possible.
  2. MartyMuppets

    Pigs singing the Happy Wanderer

    Well the way I had interpreted your little joke, I thought the two of you meant that you suspected that I was the goat. And that I was finally telling you what I had overheard the pigs saying to each other before they began their song and I bumped them off.:D So you can see what my quip was...
  3. MartyMuppets

    The Muppet Show script-Harry Secombe

    Dr.B: Sweden! What on earth is a patient from Sweden doing with us? P: We had him sent here by foreign exchange. Our english-speaking patient went to Sweden. Dr.B: This annoying foreign exchange program is wearing me out. J: You mean your patience's running out Dr.Bob? Dr.B: No of course not...
  4. MartyMuppets

    My stress-control course

    I haven't said anything in this thread for awhile but my next session has been postponed till next Wednesday before I travel to see Mum. It's about my personal assertiveness. Major Colin is hopeful from my previous results that I won't have a great problem with this area. :)
  5. MartyMuppets

    Mother in City hospital

    Well she should be back down there by now. I pray her radium goes well. I'll see her again in a fortnight's time when I go down to spend one week with her.
  6. MartyMuppets

    The Muppet Show script-Harry Secombe

    I had originally intended to finish Vet's Hospital off, but I ran out of time to edit the post while I was watching to see what two of my friends would reply in another thread elsewhere. Sorry about that. The rest shall follow now.
  7. MartyMuppets

    Pigs singing the Happy Wanderer

    You two women had better keep on your guard if you ever go happy wandering together. BLAHAHAHAHA;)
  8. MartyMuppets

    Pigs singing the Happy Wanderer

    :p :crazy: ;)
  9. MartyMuppets

    The Muppet Show script-Harry Secombe

    SONG-I DREAM OF JEANNIE WITH THE LIGHT BROWN HAIR A what-not man rubs a lamp on a table in a nice living-room setting. A beautiful light brown-haired female genie appears in a puff of smoke. She giggles and simpers while the man sings to her. I dream of Jeannie with the light brown hair Born...
  10. MartyMuppets

    Pigs singing the Happy Wanderer

    You know Kate, I watched the clip a few more times and I have to admit you're right. Despite his displays of nervousness during the first verse, he does appear to be singing happily unawares at the moment before he falls never-the-less. What mixed emotions:smirk: Actually I can interpret that...
  11. MartyMuppets

    I'm BAAAAAAACK!

    Hi Sargey ol' buddy. How are you? Did you like the PMes I left for you? And wasn't the youtube muppet clip funny? Hope to talk to you again sometime. :)
  12. MartyMuppets

    May I Make a Proposition?

    I agree BEAR there has to be some way that the mods can control death reports and verify whether it's true or hoax to balance the seriousness of both situations side.
  13. MartyMuppets

    The Muppet Show script-Harry Secombe

    I had planned to post this all in one go but it's getting late so I shall post as much of the rest as possible whenever I get back online. :)
  14. MartyMuppets

    Pigs singing the Happy Wanderer

    You know Skye just like you can hear that in your head so in the same way when they say Watch your step and Yeah Yeah to each other, I can hear them thinking, "I don't want to fall to my death!" And that is hilarious to me as well:D
  15. MartyMuppets

    Pigs singing the Happy Wanderer

    I'm bumping this up so you can see all the discussion we've had Skye:D :excited:
  16. MartyMuppets

    The Muppet Show script-Harry Secombe

    IT'S THE MUPPET SHOW WITH OUR SPECIAL GUEST STAR MR.HARRY SECOMBE Season one style Fozzie's joke: Can all of you jump higher than Mt.Everest? Yes of course. Have you ever heard of Mt.Everest jumping? Curtain opens to reveal Harry and Piggy embracing each other on a park bench during a...
  17. MartyMuppets

    Pigs singing the Happy Wanderer

    Yeah. But the evil goat didn't miss them. And he must have been very quick to knock them off and scoot away before they noticed him. And of course the rocks he shoved down onto the last one certainly didn't miss him.:eek: The big irony of the sketch is of course that the mountain track was...
  18. MartyMuppets

    Pigs singing the Happy Wanderer

    You don't suppose it may have been a Friday the 13th heralde, like it is today?:eek: :D
  19. MartyMuppets

    Pigs singing the Happy Wanderer

    Well. It's supposed to refer to the three of them singing in the first verse when they start to fall off and what the other two say to it of course Kate;) HA HA HA You have a keen sense of humour my friend.:D My thread has really taken off very well now, hasn't it?
  20. MartyMuppets

    Pigs singing the Happy Wanderer

    Well just click onto the link in the thread and watch the pig on the end very carefully. See how he even scrunches up his snout to give a slightly perplexed expression compared to the other two halfway through the first verse. http://youtube.com/watch?v=YhI4q1savV0 In fact I'll even provide...
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