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Pinky: Oh, well, there you are then. Traz! *Switches over to the Van Ghoul scareathon on another channel.

What master ninja song? The only thing I constantly belt out without prior notice is "And we'll try to kill you with a forklift!" That, and the following from Santa Conquers the Martians. "He'll burn up on re-entry. He'll die in the atmosphere. Hooray for Santy Claus! Cha-cha-cha."

Don't remember that credit crawl Newsie. But my all-time faves are: 4 Which movie was worst than this one, as mentioned above. 3 Rap with Joel after City Limits. Kim Katrell, the Kim Cardassian of that generation. 2 Crow pitches Final Sacrifice the Series to Mike in two minutes as he's got an...

The one joke I think they must have been inspired to make based on The Muppet Movie is when the Storm Troopers are using these giant combs to comb the beach in search of Princess Vespa. 1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard, who uses that? :batty: I have the same...

Sleep? To sleep! *quietly: Sleep. To sleep. Hey buddy, you mind throwing in an adverb in there somewhere? To dream! The impossible dream! So you're a chicken for not killing your uncle for murdering your dad, there, that's all you had to say! Oh great, now I'm stuck in MST3K's Hamlet. Things...

No Spaceballs merchandising? Er, did he not catch the entire segment with Mel Brooks as Yogurt? Moichandising! That's what it's about! We got Spaceballs the coloring book, Spaceballs the lunchbox, Spaceballs the cereal, Spaceballs the T-shirt, Spaceballs the video game, Spaceballs the frozen...

Yes, Manos: The Hands of Fate is much worse than this. And yet, it's not as bad as some of the truly worst movies ever featured on MST3k. My hands-down worst is and always will be The Lost Continent. Two words: Rock Climbing. Two more words: F'ing halfhour! Also, I don't recall which specific...

But that cereal stinks! Just let the stupid rabbit have it already! Yeah, the underground tunnels. Dunno how muppetwriter's going to convert TDKR into his Sesame DC series. Hee, that was actually a misreading of the Loud Bang's fireworks cart's name, located at WDW where Pleasure Island used...

Hello, we are deeply sorry for the actions and statements made by MJTaylor in this forum. Which is exactly why I left this thread alone, opting not to dive into it until now due to posts within its pages being reported as violating MC's guidelines. Unfortunately, I cannot suspend the offending...

Wait, wha? Wasn't it Gonzo who dug the tunnel cave beneath the theater to escape the boiler room in the episode with Chloris Leechman? Er, methinks you mean "dollip". The guy in Chinatown? Oh, you must mean Laüd Bong. *Sorry, that's a joke from way back when the Disney Pincast started). Yes...

Well, I don't rully see why it can't be a background monster at random. But given he's already gone to jail with her and he'd probably get the bigger kick out of it as it might expand his wardrobe options, go with the weirdo. *Knows I'll regret it, but what if Scooter tries passing himself os...

Okay... Those embedded links don't show up when I'm reading posts, and I don't go to YouTube much because of their jerkish stop-and-go player though the rest of my family gets whatever they download without any problems. *:grouchy: As for your plot ponderings... Does it "Have" to be a male...

Er, why have characters in drag when you can pluck some one of the one-time females people complain the Muppets lack? Like Wanda or Mildred or Hilda or Gladys or Winny or Maureen or...

Er Kris, the phrase you might be looking for is "je ne sais quoi". And seriously, bouncing on the bed? I expected you to know better, that's how we got Hobgoblins! *MST3K. Good ficlet Gina. It accomplishes what a story should: it has a beginning, middle, and somewhat of an ending. Sure, the...

Already added it upon 6's completion Gina. :batty:

MissMusical12 writes Kermit and Piggy moments? Thought she was more writing Floyd and Janice stories instead. If you want frog and pig romanceJaz, check Arianne (Muppetfan44), Catherine (Ruahnna), Layla (Leila), Lisa (TogetherAgain), and Ryan (theprawncracker). There have been more than a...

Yes Vincent, that's it. But please don't link to the place, that's why I had to do massive post deletions yesterday. One of them's now dead down to 0, still have to target the other idiot.

Already eliminated, thanks.

Hi Kris. Me dead tired from going through spambot posts all day long. But thank you for posting, me love as always. *Thud. :sleep:

*Currently listening to the entire tale of The Frog Prince on MCR while killing of spam posts. Been stuck here all day though, that's the one downside. *:batty: sends a wrapped bottle of bubble bath and birthday card to Claudia in Apt 14.