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Don't let her get under your skin, Kathy. She's not worth it. besides, you know who your real friends are. Have a few Oreos on me. :)

I don't have it on video, but I do remember it. It was animated by Tee Collins, who also gave us Wanda the Witch and Nancy the Nanny Goat. My memory is a little fuzzy (occupational hazard) but the poem described Six Sailors Skating Down our Street (past a Sesame Street sign), and yes, it played...

Can you give forget-me-nots to Alzheimer's victims?

That's fantastic! Great job! :)

100 and humid. Heat index 110. A cool 95 at the shore. And in the park the squirrels are using oven mitts to hold their nuts.

When did we go from saying "I'm sorry" to "My bad?" When did problems become issues? What's with this politically-correct minimal depersonalization?

Yes, indeed they were, it's too bad since then they've never come up with anything quite so good.

When I was five, in the middle of Sunday Mass, right before Communion, the priest blesses the bread and wine... "This is the sign of a new and everlasting covenant so that sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me..." and an altar boy rings these little bells, and little five-year-old-me...

Makes the Banana Splits look better all the time.