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I won't ask how are you doing, how are your kids, and I certainly won't say "Glad you're here". But I am. 8)

You wanna see old? After I broke my hip, spent a week in the hospital, they sent me to rehab for 12 days. 49.9999%-year-old me, I was the youngest patient there. People still calling ME "Kid". I'm on the verge of 50, and I still feel like I'm 18. I do not feel old. @Sgt Floyd , if you haven't...

Whoa, back up a second. April 21 I will be 50. Five decades. Half a century. Now what's this business about being old, kid?

25 years ago, my best friend from high school started teaching 5th grade science. At his old grade school. Shades of Welcome Back, Kotter. I even helped him move his books in. This was 1992. If I ever wanted to stop by after school and say hello, all I had to do was wave at the secretary in the...

It's always been that way. I'm all in favor of everybody joining in and helping celebrate the Irish heritage in this country. But just like on Super Bowl Sunday, Columbus Day for the Italians, Cinco de Mayo, it becomes a free-for-all for people to get sheet faced and start fights. They can deal...

One of my old college buddies used to call me up and drone on ad nauseum about 80's music, sports, girls he tried picking up (and failed miserably) blah blah blah. It got to the point you could put the phone down, go to the kitchen, make a sandwich, visit the bathroom, come back 20 minutes...

Goldilocks was no bargain either.

Folks, I know there's plenty of things out there, big and small, that can make you angry every day. It's your ability to deal with that which will shape you. Things might seem big in the moment, but after a while you see it's not that big of a deal. If your day is ruined and your joy is stolen...

I always put pineapple on a baked ham for Easter, but it was more of a garnish. The pineapple juice kept the ham tender, but nobody ever ate the pineapple rings after it came out of the oven.

Frowns outnumber smiles for the first time in a year. Let's hear it, folks. Way to go.

That's gonna cost you a whopping thirty five cents! We can take up a collection for you. My band can stage a benefit and the proceeds will pay your fine! 8)

Are you going to Dollywood?

@vettech28 my condolences. At least take comfort in knowing he's not suffering anymore.

Everybody is free to come and go as they please. Follow your heart. I, for one, always respected your opinion and appreciated what you have to share. You always made me feel welcome here, I hope I was able to do the same for you. You're not the type who basks in drama, so your absence would be a...

You've been watching too much porn, my friend. However, last year I got to see Avenue Q (only took 13 years) but the one number that brought the house down was Trekkie's opus "The Internet is for Porn". Laughed so hard I fell out of my seat.

I hate it with a passion.

I'm sorry that they're closing down stores too. Back in 2000, Toys R Us was a very good company to work for. Good pay, excellent benefits, plus I got a ton of free stuff over the years. Nice collection of Geoffrey promo stuff. But like with so many other brick and mortar locations, Amazon is...

No. Time is the most precious thing we have. I don't dare waste it. Do not delete or deplete time. You can lose money, but can work and get it back. Lose time, it's lost forever.

Maybe there should be guidelines. If the comment has nothing to do with the clip, delete time. That would also apply to Cory S. spewing "Gadzooks!" "Gnarly!" "Can you ever forgive me?" "Long live (insert dead stiff here)!" But then it would be someone's full time job to enforce this.