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You mean, as a human, not as a pig? Well, bacon and ham are freaking awesome! Especially bacon! If it has bacon on it, I will probably eat it, unless it's a crayon. I wanna try bacon ice cream sandwiches, something I saw on Good Mythical Morning.

I keep my money under the welcome mat at my front door for my greedy landlord.

They would kiss you and love you forever.

A dam question? Well, what did one beaver say to another when he asked, "Why the he** are you puttin' all those sticks in my lake?" answer: "So I can build my dam house!"

But alternatively... why not? Favorite holiday movie: A Christmas Story or Elf. Favorite Christmas episode: That ones much harder, as almost every single show that I like has a good one. I always liked the Hey Arnold! one, Bob's Burgers has several, as does Doctor Who. I guess even though it's...

Yeah, that is true! I don't know if it's just her voice or what, but, man...

It's Disneycember again! This time around Doug's reviewing DCOMs! Oh my gosh, the man is gonna snap:

Why? Also, it doesn't even look like he fell in the pool by accident, it looks like he jumped!

It's really odd to me, the fact that at some point in my lifetime, both The Beatles and Doctor Who will turn 100 years old.

Well trust me, if you watch that scene again you will laugh.

Yeah, I know, i'm just joking you ;). You're still wrong though :).

Happy Birthday to a very sweet lady and close personal friend of Kermit, @MelissaY1

You're subjective opinion is wrong. You lose 10 points, and move back 15 spaces.

She do got nice legs tho. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Incidentally, when I was about five, I do remember having a slight crush on younger Daphne from A Pup Named Scooby Doo.

I don't feel very Christmassy either, but honestly, i'm not so concerned about the weather as I am gettin' these darn Christmas decorations up. We still haven't done it even though we were gonna put them up the beginning of this week. For me getting the Christmas tree up is always when it starts...

25 Days of Christmas started much earlier in the day than usual. Usually it's only all day on the weekends, but they showed the old Rankin Bass Jack Frost special (blech!). National Lampoon's X-mas Va-ca is on tonight, so i'm excited for that. Oh, also, some awesome person out there actually...

Not since I tippity-tappitied my hip out of place. I'm gettting rather old in pig years. Yes. Because it is frickin' adorable. Wait, THEY WHAT. Someone needs to put an end to this RIGHT NOW! Ugh, i'm starting an internet petition, because those always bring about change. Ah, but the real...

Okay, thanks!

Current roster?

Oh THANK THE LAWD! I'd have to go with Little Jerry and the Monotones, although I still love Little Chrissy and the Alphabeats. Letter B by The Beetles is a favorite of mine. I'm flatttered. I made my house out of the bones of my enemies. Thanks for asking!