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My mom's birthday is in a few weeks. I remember one year we gave my mom a Spongebob sponge for her birthday, just because she was in her 30s at the time, that doesn't mean she has to grow up, :).

The Top 7 Worst Robot Chicken Parts 2:Tonight We Dine in Robot Chicken H#ll 1. The Schoolhouse Rock sketch, but only because of a joke targeted towards people with Down's Syndrome. 2. The sketch where the robot comes alive and goes around terrorizing the town, because of the part where he...

The Top 7 Worst Robot Chicken Sketches: 1. The Toy Story one where Andy uses Buzz as a bong and he becomes mentally ill forcing Woody to kill him One Flew over the Cuckoo's-nest style (I've seen the movie and that scene is nothing to joke about). 2. The ice cream sundaes sketch where the guy...

The Top 10 Grossest Cartoon Moments: 1. Squidward getting his toenail peeled off 2. Stewie giving Brian herpes when they became blood brothers 3. Mime getting a paper cut on his eyeball on Happy Tree Friends 4. Francine from American Dad's kidney talking to each other 5. Patrick eating a moldy...

The Top 10 Saddest Cartoon Moments: The moments that made me Phillip J. Cry (fans of Futurama will get that reference) 1. The scene from Up where Carl's wife Ellie passes away. 2. The Futurama episode of Fry's dog Seymour dying. 3. The toys almost dying in the incinerator in Toy Story 3. 4...

Why? Do you still like me?

Worried about what? That you would stop liking me?

Why are you not talking to me, are you trying to avoid me or something?

Here is one more poem are about a friend that I lost last Summer: The Cold September Rain One day on Valentine's Day I was feeling quite sad, I didn't have a special someone yet and felt really bad, Until a girl came up to me and told me her name, She took me to the back of the library and...

I have one more poem to share with you. My Cat Spot: One day my cat had a litter of kittens, It was cold out so I was wearing my mittens, As soon as I saw one of those cute little cats, I knew that I'd love her forever and ever, I took her in and her siblings into the house, Gave them a warm...

Here is a poem that I wrote that describes of how I feel about myself: Would you miss me if I died? I asked my friend Jaime with tears in my eyes, Why would say such a horrible thing? Jaime asked me as the school bell did ring, I'm a weird, unusual person, Some people might worsen, Their...

Honestly, I was worried that you would stop liking me when you found about my dark sense of humor, the weird fetishes I have, how I don't like Trump, the fact that I'm a total emotional train wreck, how I have had 100s of cartoon crushes and very few real life ones, how I didn't stop toddler...

Good! I just worry that sometimes the jokes I make could bother certain people, but when you think about it the old Looney Tunes & Tom and Jerry made fun of black people, suicide, drug abuse, sexism, Nazis, and plenty of other topics all the time and those were kid's shows.

Because you are a Christian family, what do your parents think about the recurring Jesus character that frequently performs "magic tricks" instead of miracles and uses being the son of God as an excuse to sleep with young women on the show? I know some Christians who like the episode of Futurama...

I'm sorry I said that. Wow, some of the jokes I make anymore make me feel like praying for forgiveness after saying them. I think it's just a teenager thing though. There are plenty of topics I would never make fun of as long as I live (religion, abortion, disabilities, the Holocaust, 9/11, etc...

Do you still watch Family Guy despite that? Personally I love the show but I can't take anything about Jesus when it comes out of the mouth of Peter Griffin.

Nice to know, I am probably bi then. That's fine, I was going to off myself next Friday anyway, just kidding! The fact that I would joke about something like that just proves that I've been watching way too much Family Guy lately. LOL!

Speaking of the Seth MacFarlane shows, how do you feel about the jokes that demean women and the ones that mock the disabled? I personally don't like them and see them as extremely crude but I'm just curious what you think about them. The Joe character can sometimes be a bit much for me because...

Thank you! I was just curious on your stance on the topic because your a girl and I was wondering if you've ever found one romantically attractive.

I didn't know that. Do you still watch the Seth MacFarlane ones or did the offensive stuff get a bit much for you? Just curious. Personally I don't watch the ones that talk about God (depending on what they say about Him), but I do enjoy the other ones.