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Okay, I've officially stopped watching Saturday Night Live basically for the same reasons I quit watching Robot Chicken. Here's why: 1. It's WAY too politically preachy. Don't get me wrong, I don't like Donald Trump at all. I think he's a terrible president but at the same time I don't watch...

Whenever I was in preschool, I would try to be funny by deliberately messing up the Hokey Pokey dance just to annoy my teachers. Yeah, in case you were wondering:I was a bit of a *expletive* back then. If you want to know what word I just used to described my past self, here ya go:

The cast of Bob's Burgers made a cameo on Family Guy tonight. The whole family was there:Bob, Linda, Gene, Tina, and Louise. It was great to see such a cool unexpected crossover get thrown in last minute. Yeah, some of the jokes were a bit harsh at the expense of the show and it's fanbase but...

Awkward confession of the day:I have a major crush on Princess Clara from Drawn Together. Yeah she's a complete psychopathic in a world full of equally evil, twisted characters but at the same time she's very pretty. I mean look at her, isn't she absolutely gorgeous. Unlike Giggles, I don't...

My babysitter once told me that she had a crazy awesome secret agent-type dream where she basically played the role of a female James Bond. When she told her friend about the amazing dream, she was shocked because she had THE SAME DREAM the previous night as well. Who knew that two friends...

Get this! Last night the creature in my dream was a talking lion wearing a crown on his head. Did that thing enter through my wardrobe from Narnia or something lol. Man, the human mind can come up with some very weird yet intriguing concepts when it's asleep.

When I was really young, I had a terrible recurring dream about me lying in my bed and my blanket would come to life and start strangling me for no reason. That dream was borderline traumatic for me at the time for this reason right here: Those dreams planted the idea in my head that I was...

But some fetishes are still just disgusting. Stuff like hard vore, people getting strangled by boa constrictors, gore, stepping on baby animals, and sexy Slenderman art (yup rule 34 doesn't even exclude evil monsters with no face that kill children lol). I generally have no problem with even...

Everyone knows that Family Guy is an equal opportunity offender that has p*ssed off countless people but apparently one time, it even offended one of their own voice actors who appears in literally every episode yet: Patrick Warburton. For those who aren't aware, Patrick is a very outspoken...

I used to hold a pair of my Mr. Potato Head eyes up to the TV and turn on a show that's usually serious (Judge Judy for example was a frequent target of my Potato Head jokes) to make it appear as though the people on screen had googly eyes. Why did I do that? I dunno, probably to lighten the...

There's no problem with that. I know tons of adults who keep their stuffed animals. We are now living in a world where the things that used to make you seem "dorky" and "immature" in the 90s and 2000s are now socially acceptable. Think about it:They now make adult cartoons, adult stuffed...

"It seems today that all you see is violence and movies on sex on TV," sings Lois Griffin at the beginning of every Family Guy episode ever released. It's true that the world has become more tolerant towards certainly formerly controversial issues when it comes to entertainment. Things like...

I have a body inflation fetish

One day my teacher at school told us that we would be writing a story prompt about a main character losing something that's important to them. Some of the suggestions she gave us were an old lady losing her purse, someone's pet running away, and a guy losing his glasses. Pretty normal stuff...

You know, I was going to put a video clip of the Game of Thrones "Shame! shame! shame!" scene on this thread when it first started out but I decided against it because this forum is intended to be family friendly and the scene in question centered around incest. Probably not the best idea lol.

The song Girls Just Wanna Have Fun is a guilty pleasure of mine. I know it's outdated and I'm a man but I don't care what anyone says: It's a good song and whenever I hear it on the radio, not only will I refuse to change the channel but I always crank that particular song as loud as I possibly...

Finding out that one of my friends is an avid conspiracy theorist. Apparently he believes the following ridiculous theories: -Most celebrities and politicians are alien lizard people in disguise. That is honestly the weirdest thing I've ever heard. I mean come on, where the **** did he even get...

I have pretty much every transformation-related fetish imaginable (animal transformation, object transformation, Pokémon transformation, etc.). I even am subscribed to many YouTube channels with "TF" (codename for transformation) in the title which is fine because most people just assume I'm...

Your animation style reminds me a little of South Park.