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LOL!! Yeah, muh daddy says---and I quote, I'm copyin' and pastin' this from an email he sent me---"I'd rather work with the ladies if they are good looking!!!!!!!!! " I know of 2 that are up his alley (fathers and sons know these things, don'tcha know...LOL!)...

LOL, yeah, mine would be "YOUR BILL!" (phone bill, that is). Oh wait... that could be, like, Bill Barretta! Now I'm gonna think of that EVERY TIME someone says "bill" in the store! LOL!!

Aw, c'mon, you goons!!---I--I mean, guys!! :mad:

I'm serious, you guys!! NONE o' you will get me to utter or type that name...not over the phone, not in chat, not in a message, not in emails...forget it. I must avenge the wrong which has been done to 1 of my 2 Muppet mistresses...

Wait a minute... I-it might not be the best idea for me to tick off and insult you guys when I'm the one who's helplessly handcuffed in between you two... :eek: *GULP*

:mad: @ both o' you goons

From now on, I shall never speak that "R" name again. At least, until amends are made... YOU HEAR ME, KEN!?!? :mad: :mad: :mad:

I DIDN'T BEFORE, BUT YOU CAN BET YOUR DAYTON-OHIO-BUTT I'M BOYCOTTIN' HIM NOW!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: This is good news for Jackie, though---she's one notch lower on my boycott list! LOL! :D *goes back to hatin' Rizzo* :mad:

Wait a minute---arrrrrrrrgh!! I just insulted myself! Really! I did! :mad:

And don't forget, a few of you have my address---you can come and see this stupid nekkid Byron anytime you like! :)

LOL, thanks, y'all! :D I just wish I could log on and post messages while at work, but, alas...*sigh* Cindy, we have no wireless stuff at all, so don't bother drivin' up from Texas just for a Muppet cell phone cover. lol! Jackie--LOL!!--yes, I looked at you and Emmy several times today...

Oh yeah, and one more Byrony thing I forgot... At another point, I shoved a chocolate chip granola bar into my mouth (oh my God, granoloa---how Janicey! :D ), cause, let's face it---I'm Byron, and have to have edible substances on me 24/7, and just when I was chewin' a big ol' hunk and...

In fact, I just started today! :D So, here's the deal: *shuffles cards* I went to an agency around here called MANPOWER who helps ya look for work if you need it (like me). So they got me a job with a Verizon phone store in a shoppin' center, which got taken over by AllTel, and the...

I have seen Janice. *sigh* And I hope she gets more work done. :( What bothered me the most, and I can't believe no one's mentioned this yet, is that HER HAIR IS MUCH TOO SMALL FOR HER HEAD!!. :mad: She looks all weird, cause her head therefore...

Don't EVEN bother. :mad:

Somebody dip me, baby!! :D Oh yeah, and welcome, "meep!" dude! :)

As opposed to my figure? :mad: :p

Re: #12 Well then, I must be bein' pulled up right behind ya...*sigh*...

Wait a minute...I think that was an insult! Really! I do! :mad:

Well at least you have one wrist free! I can't do anything! :mad: