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I was a frog princess, who came on stage as a frog, was kissed by Prince Charming, and transformed into a princess. The frog was a dark green corduroy cape with a face-piece attached. I used L'eggs clear eggs (the half-round shape) for the eyes, and used a Kermit-eye prototype shape, which I...

Headmistress plans a vacation Headmistress Featheringill’s office is its usual heap of untidy papers, but the desk has been completely cleaned off. Onto said desk are spread several bright, colorful vacation brochures and a map of the world. Mistress is sprawled forward on her stool, her...

Chapter 44: Distractions “Are you really going to let me run the soundboard, Uncle Kermit?” said Robin excitedly. “Really really? Really and for true? Cause I can do it—I can, you know I can! So, can I? Huh? Can I can I can I?” Kermit hadn’t had nearly enough coffee to keep up, but he...

Okay--seeing Sam the Eagle in the fight scene is pretty good, too. Especially with his deadpan expression and shifty eyes. The little pirate who keeps getting knocked into the tree is a funny running gag with Sam. The pirate names. I forgot to mention the pirate names! Black-eyed Pea. (I...

RE: Tim Curry--and there is always, of course OF COURSE The Rocky Horror Picture Show. And Dragonslayer. He was also in the first (recent) Charlie's Angels movie. (And Mr. Curry will be making another guest appearance in Kermie's Girls--but that is, well, a bit in the future.)

I just watched Muppet Treasure Island again all the way through, and I have to say that, despite its faults, it's a pretty great movie. (And by watched, I mean I sat and actually looked at the screen the whole time--no sewing, no embroidery, no reading, no editing--just sat there and tried to...

(The party is over. Ryan is rather grumpily cleaning up, muttering about "The Departed" and other unknown and unliked winners.) With a profound feeling of relief, Catherine stands guard as Layla and her roomies traipse down the hall to their room. Once they are safely behind closed doors...

Kermit: (snuggling up with Piggy in the opposite corner of Ryan's room from the OTHER frog and pig which are also snuggling) And your eyes are sooo lovely tonight. And you smell good. Piggy: (a little overwhelmed by all the public attention) Oooh, Kermie. Vous are so romantic.... Kermit...

Fozzie: Hi Kermit! Hi Piggy! (They are standing with their arms around each other, making kissy-kissy faces at each other. Used to this sort of display, Fozzie thinks nothing of it, moving down the buffet table happily.) Fozzie: Ooh! Baclava! I LOVE these! And somebody made raspberry...

Kermit: (looking eagerly at the buffet spread) I heard there were fingerling flies on the buffet!

(Piggy dusts her hands together with a self-satisfied air, standing in front of the open window and enjoying the cool breeze.) Piggy: Humph! That will teach that little weirdo to--oh, hello dear. (Camilla comes up and peers anxiousloy out the window.) Camilla: Bawk begawk? Piggy: I should...

(Catherine is standing near the door talking to Lisa when Gonzo flashes past, chased by a very irate Piggy. Catherine sighs, debating whether or not to intervene. Just as she is putting down her mug of spiced cider and planning to take off after Piggy, Piggy walks by arm in arm with Kermit...

Piggy: Well, Moi is totally miffed. Oscar: (who has been trundled down to Ryan's room and is sitting uncomfortably close to Miss Piggy) Cuz they didn't want you to come? (Piggy's mouth falls open in surprise and her eyes narrow dangerously.) Piggy: They did so want Moi to come, but they...

Catherine: (whispering to Kermit): Count can eat garlic? Kermit: (whispering) Sure--if he takes his antacid first. Pass the mini fudge spiders--they look delicious.

Fozzie: (whisperingTo Ryan) As long as you don't say it's a pig-sty in here. She hates that. Piggy: (growling) What? (Fozzie hides behind hat.)

(Catherine looks around the room once before closing it and locking the door. She had a huge tin of home-made caramel popcorn under her arm and a battered tin of brownies balanced on top. THere is another tin under her other arm. Just before she shuts the door, Kermit comes hastening up.)...

The case of the missing titles.... Okay--apologies for boring you nice folks, but I want to get the whole list in. And I am NEVER EVER NOT TITLING MY CHAPTERS AGAIN! THis was VERY hard to create after the fact! Anyway, with apologies for the repetition.... Prologue: Kermie’s Girl...

Titles for chapters I'm very embarrassed, because I titled these about a week ago--but apparently never posted them. Here they are: Getting Swamped Piggy tried to still the frantic fluttering of her heart. The closer the train got to Kermit’s hometown, the more nervous she became. Trying...

More untangling the author's stuff Okay, per Edvard darlink's request, I have created titles for the chapters posted--at least through chapter 28. Although some of these titles are short, I worked hard to make them appropriate. I'm working on the rest. (Dang--this thing is HUGE!) Here they...

(Thanks, dear. Hope I fixed that! Too tired to think straight.) Glad you enjoyed--more updates on the way!