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Let me add here that I am not impughning Kermit's snuggleworthiness here. He's a nice frog. If I were a zaftig, glamorous diva pig I would want to snuggle with him. But...sometimes the little green man is very ego-centered. Sometimes, after thinking about everyone's professional needs all day...

Yeah--it is tough to be the only girl in a man's world. Um, the only pig in a frog's world, maybe. But Piggy is often isolated. And when Kermit spends time with her, he'd usually rather it be alone. (Assuming he's being honest.) SO, Kermit gets the benefits of the warm, welcoming...

You know, I almost said, "Blues Brother," cuz that's what he looks like.

Catherine: (unsuspectingly) Wow--these fresh-baked cookies sure smell good! I hope my class likes them.... La de da de la de dah de doo....

They key to longevity is exposure. Disney has two mediums that are obvious--The Disney Channel and Toon Disney. They ought to be showing reruns of TMS and Muppet Babies on their show--instead of showing reruns of their same shows over and over and over and over. Don't get me wrong--Disney...

Without the cool hairdos.

Um....ahem. (slinks off to pretend working on more stories)

Ooh, goody! You ARE on, Ed! Hope you enjoyed. Yes--several people complained about Janice's absense, but I'm sure that means that Dave is planning something realllllly special for her.... Um, right Dave? (Not that we're grumgling or anything....)

You asked for it--you got it! Okay Ed. Overlaid on the red curtain background are musical notes. (I can’t make out the song.) In the upper left hand corner it says, “Muppet Music Jam.” I’m going to describe everyone by starting on the far left of the picture, then arching to the back row...

Every good turn Piggy: (looking over Catherine’s shoulder) What pretty stationary! (Catherine signs her name with a beautiful pink pen and folds the Miss Piggy stationary in half, preparatory to putting it in a matching envelope. Once the envelope is sealed, she addresses the envelope...

Kermit: Wow, Ed. I'm waiting with bated breath. Gonzo: Shouldn't that be "baited" breath? Catherine: No--Kermit meant he was waiting with great anticipation for Ed to, um.... (Gonzo turns to stare and Catherine subsides sheepishly.) Gonzo: (sarcastically) Making a joke here. Thanks...

Vic--I know sometimes I dart in, laugh out loud or squeal with delight, and then...forget to say how much you brighten up the MC universe. Thanks, dear! Kissy kissy!

How could I have MISSED this! How very wonderful to have a space to sing the phrases of Beau! Technical helped of the highest order (he taught me how to use my computer's microphone), master story-teller, invenerate prankster and now un-closeted ush-gusher! Yeah, Beau!

Flush with birthday money and grumpy over the lack of muppet merchandise for those of us over toddler age, I did an online search for muppet tshirts and found a place called zazzle.com. In order to get to the right web sight, I had to back out and search for zazzle and muppet tshirts. It gave...

And a good party was had by all (Catherine opens the door cautiously, then jumps back as Kermit, Fozzie, Piggy and a hall full of others all shout “Happy Birthday!” The crowd surges into the room, with another cake, and presents and noisemakers of all sorts. Piggy comes in and hugs an...

Good things come to those who wait.... (The room is festooned with streamers and balloons. There are snacks on the table and a red velvet birthday cake with buttercream icing on the coffee table. Piggy has been sent out on a useless errand to the store, but is expected back any moment. There...

Chapter 15: The More Things Change “Yeah, but I don’t think it’s going to have the same effect if she leaves on a bus,” Kermit argued into the phone. “We’re already using a bus for another shot. Besides, I mean, leaving by train is sortof old-fashioned and romantic, but leaving by—what? No...

Fozzie: Why are we sneaking? Catherine: (frantically) Shhhhh! Fozzie: (whispering) Why are we whispering? Kermit: It's a surprise, Fozzie. Fozzie: (looking hurt) Well, even if it is a secret, you could tell me, your best buddy in the whole.... Catherine: (putting her hand gently over...

I don't disagree that Fozzie sometimes competes for Kermit's attention. I would just like to point out that not all desire for attention has to be for romantic attention. Although our modern culture can't seem to think of any reason that people ought to spend time together unless it's because...

A Pig of Many Talents Kermit’s desire to please had manifested itself in more practical ways than moonlight kisses. After breakfast the next morning, which Kermit ate with gusto and Piggy politely ignored, he wasted no time in taking Piggy’s gloved hand in his and half-pulling, half-dragging...