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  1. newsmanfan

    When you need to rant...

    Okay, I know I'm coming to this particular dead-catting a little late...but: I have four tattoos. All are in places which can either be covered up or displayed without violating nudity laws. ALL are my own art, transferred professionally to my skin by a good artist who used autoclave...
  2. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    Cherry calamari pizza. Excuse me. I need to go cleanse my brain... -------------
  3. newsmanfan

    Your signature-explain yourselves!

    ------------- My current one, "Me no speak-a the yop-yop," is Stephen Colbert from his report lambasting the socialist evil that surely is Sesame Street! LOL ------------
  4. newsmanfan

    Chef stuff!

    ------------- :hungry: Yoo taken der croccy-heads, sooo...und poots dem in der poppen-corn masheen, sooo... *presses button* *all corn breaks loose* Enjoy your cruise. Looks like some of us have a lot of cleaning up to do around here... -----------
  5. newsmanfan

    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    ------------ Welcome in Muppetman15 and Ken Kidney...yeah, there are plenty of puppeteers here and good ones; check out the threads pertaining to that art, and I'm sure someone can steer you rightly. Just remember: NEVER feed the Muppaphones. Ever. No, really. Suggs will whack you if he...
  6. newsmanfan

    Kermie's Girl (ushy-gushy fanfic)

    -------------- Let me just say that though I personally understand very well how a minor rat character can sort of...uh...gnaw their way into a writer's heart and chapter after chapter...I REALLY enjoy Harve. Whadda rock! Whadda pal! Heck, if anyone could actually pep-talk a hack like...
  7. newsmanfan

    Eight Ball Rhumba

    ------------ Whew. What a dynamo of chapters to sift through... Okay, your portrayal of the characters feels right, which can be tricky if you haven't had much familiarity with some of them, but Rizzo's trademark greed (see his namesake in Midnight Cowboy for favorable comparison) came...
  8. newsmanfan

    My first Uncle Deadly sketch

    ------------- You know, Bunsen is a doctor; perhaps he could do something about that hump... ;) -------------
  9. newsmanfan

    Fozzie Illustration

    ---------- Holy camerones. Can I triple-"like" something? Wonderful!!! -----------
  10. newsmanfan

    Hensonville City 2011

    ------------- Rhonda: sigh... :news: Something the matter? Rhonda: I hear there's a new ghoul in town. :news: A new...er. Uh. Okay. And? Rhonda: She dresses better than me! *flings down gossip page of the local paper, open to the "debutante debut" headline with a stunning photo of a...
  11. newsmanfan

    Calendar Oneshots: April Showers

    -------------- Don't we need a few Tex Avery wolves in the crowd with their eyeballs bugging out at that...dress? Batssica Bloodbat indeed! She's not a bat...she just flies that way... VERY sweet little story. Hmm...I wonder, though...whom exactly does Miss Bloodbat have her claws --er...
  12. newsmanfan

    A Muppetational bday! (a week & change early)

    --------------- Oo drurred it joost fur yoooo....
  13. newsmanfan

    What made you roll your eyes today thread?

    I lived in Montgomery for 6 years. Yep. Scary state. My ex was an auditor for Medicaid and often on the road to those tiny towns... He told me about one where they actually had (in the early '90s) signs up at the edge of town which said "No Coloreds After Dark." Seriously. I know this was...
  14. newsmanfan

    Unofficial Picture Thread!

    -------------- Cool! What's he up to these days? In my teens I had several of the (ahem) FIRST print runs of the original TMNTs, as well as another comic called "Gizmo" from the same studio. Neat that he still does fan stuff! ------------
  15. newsmanfan

    The Florida Adventures of RedPiggy

    ------------ Sounds like an absolute blast! I'll have to get back to FL someday soon and check all of that out. Never been to Universal. I like the concept that the park attractions are as much about the ambiance of the films as simple ride-and-trinket-stores; makes it sound much more worth...
  16. newsmanfan

    New Members: Please Post and Introduce Yourself

    ---------------- Welcome in Catmaster, Bandit, Leah (great choice of avatar), and ALittleMayhem. (Does insurance protect against that?) As you traverse this great site, try to keep the following rules in mind: Muffins are for throwing, not eating. (Consider the source :hungry:) Never step...
  17. newsmanfan

    Brothers and Sisters

    ------------- hee, hee, hee... Actual review later...but for now: "Oh my god. It's full of stars..." --------------
  18. newsmanfan

    Fozzie Illustration

    ------------- AWESOME!!!!!! Is that enough excalamation points? No. It is not. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE tell me you'll be offering this as a print! As a t-shirt! Both! Soon! Agree with the pros. Your art is gorgeous and really draws in the viewer! I'm not even a...
  19. newsmanfan

    So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters

    ------------- Geez, you guys are turning the yellow felt tomato red...thank you!! :news: My house is currently something in Afghanistan. Or maybe Bosnia in the '90s. ALL the 60-year-old-plumbing has finally been completely ripped out and replaced and up to code...which involved pretty much...
  20. newsmanfan

    Muppets Tarot Deck

    --------------- I actually think Walter comes closer to the spirit of the card, as the Hanged Man, change through sacrifice, and above all being willing to undergo that change. Nice. I see Beaker in one of the minor arcana, probably swords...maybe ALL the swords. So many of them are about...
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