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Has it ever occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, Arnold Schwarzenegger killed Abraham Lincoln and hid his body in an electrical plant so that Joan of Arc would get framed and executed, and then stole the heart of Juan Ponce de Leon just for laughs and left him dead in Florida, before starting...

No, because I liked the article / letter.

It's about medium length right now, but growing, and if I keep the dang barbers away, will continue to grow. :P

Short but right to the point. You get a like!

Theory: Disney fired Steve Whitmire just to get everyone interested in Muppet Thoughts of the Week again.

First thought: MAH MAN! Second thought: I can live with these (other than the Megadeth misspelling and leaving out Hangar 18 :coy: ). Out of curiosity, is it coincidence that all of the songs by Death are from The Sound of Perseverance? Don't have a problem with that, it's my all-time favorite...

Good! In that case - Top 10 Maiden songs, Top 5 Megadeth songs, Top 3 Death songs, favorite three songs from all three lists.

Let's crank out the big questions now: Favorite Henson series? Do you like metal? If so, which bands? Favorite Henson characters? How high is the sky? Did you shave your head or is that chemical waste residue? Why? Are you alive or a dried fajita cake? Hotel?

Pa Gorg. That'll teach that environmental freak a thing or two.

If I was, you would be dead by now.

I'm talking Hammer Smashed Cookie by Cookie Corpse.

Yeah, but only if you're imitating it while singing death metal.

Yes. Yes it is. I'll send it to Miriam-Webster and force request them to add it.

He was off Snowthing.

And Fraggle Rock is a great show.

Let's all call in the fire department! Look, you can already hear the siren: :coy:

To quote another: "You want the truth, son? Lord, I'll tell you the truth! Your soul's gonna burn in a lake of fire!"

Well, you've posted a total of 1,385 messages and gotten only 102 likes. Choosing a random member, @ErinAardvark has 207 posts and 194 likes. Yep, you're doing something right alright.

I've tried to avoid using profanity as best as I can on here, but come on, they're only words. There is nothing wrong with ****, ****, ****, ****, **********, ************, and **** in and of themselves. Believe me, I swear a lot, so be glad you haven't heard most of it if it really bothers you...

Me, obviously.