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speaking of cheesy... this will be the last one for now... What do you call cheese that's not yours?:confused: ...Nacho cheese. HA! :excited: it's all in how you say it, kidz. it's all in how you say it. have a wonderful day!!!

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Last one for now.... What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? ... Well, if you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!! HA HA HA!!! okay, I lied... What do you get when you cross a recliner with a fruit? ... A chairy.

what exactly is a "stinker"? This is the first I've heard of it. ... like an ornery kid? ...Merriam-Webster has nothing good to say about it.

I rather enjoy the 'Star Gate' theory, myself.

Dolly Parton ~ "I Will Always Love You"

Okay two more.... hehehe What do you tell a vampire upon graduation? ... Coagulations!!!! HA!!! *giggle* How does a cow add & subtract? ... with a cowculator, ya goof ball!!! HA HA HA!!! I have another cow one... but I don't know how well it would go over...

One more... How do you kill a circus? ...go for the juggler. HA! *blush* That's horrid!!!

Okay, Bad joke time.... Well, two parrots where sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other, "It sure smells fishy around here!" ha. ha. ha. get it? Perch is a fish. That's awful!

~ BRAVO BUDDY BOY!!! YOU GOT IT!!!

~WOW! OOPS!!! POSTED TO WRONG SITE!!! ~ That was me not paying complete attention to which tab/thread/forum I was typing in before submitting/enter. That was actually ment for Fear.net. I was paying more attention to DUNE & my red velvet cake & ice cream at the time. *blush*...

A bright sun shinny day!!

Yeah, Hi. I'm Bouyee, Bouyee Bubblehead. Yeah, what? Oh, yeah, Hi. I'm Bouyee, Bouyee Bubble head...... I heart her.

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The Sun came out for too long today! I turned my A/C on for the first time this season!!!

Gitane Demone ~ 'Facets Of Blue', "Heavenly Melancholy (Set Me Free)[Muted Club Mix]"

I've had 'Diamond Are A Girls Best Friend' caressing my cranium for the past few hours.... "The French are proud to die for love. They delight in fighting duels. But I prefer a man who lives and gives expensive jewels. A kiss on the hand would be quite continental, but diamond are girls...

I'd like to go out with Cindy Lauper. I think we'd have a blast, once I got to understand the New York in her voice. (I'm thinking free concert when we went to Karioke!!!)

Hmmm.... Back on topic... I'd like to go out with Animal. I'll bet he could party with the best of us.... well, either him or Fozzy Bear. I love to laugh.

Yeah, but everyone knows the Macarena, & that's the kicker! Not everyone will admit it tho. The Prince of Egypt Soundtrack ~ "Cry" (@ the moment, then repeat "Believe" just because it's wonderful) I <3 Ofra Haza... too bad she's passed. Have a great day!!! ~lael