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"All is all. Is is."

Does anyone remember a piece where Maria and Linda were sewing a quilt? When they held it up, they showed that it had a patchwork Q on it. Then Maria said, "Q, quilt," and Linda taught the signs for Q and "quilt." This was one of my favorite pieces about the letter Q. I wonder whatever became...

"You've always had a song! Every Fraggle has a song!"

Here's one from the Carol Burnett episode of the Muppet Show. Carol has just learned that there's going to be a dance marathon during the show. Gonzo [zipping in]: Terrific, another contestant! What number would you like? Carol: My agent's. I don't believe this.

Here's one from the Charles Aznavour episode. Dr. Bob, Nurse Piggy, and Nurse Janice have just realized that their patient is dead... Nurse Piggy: Oh, I hope no one hears about this, Dr. Bob! Dr. Bob: Well, at least he won't say anything.

I just had another Muppet dream. In it, Beauregard was mopping a floor, and I needed to walk across it and go through a door to get outside. I told him that I needed to go outside for just a minute and get something, and could he please leave a path for me? So he left a long stretch of dry floor...

From "The Wizard of Fraggle Rock," here's one of my favorite quotes. The Wizard is doing a trick... Wizard: You will notice that there is nothing up my sleeve... Wembley: ...except your arm! Wizard: Now, you stop that! :coy:

Last night, I dreamed that Waldorf had stepped out of the theater box and that Miss Piggy was with Statler. In fact, they had their arms around each other and were kissing!

Does anyone remember when Oscar invented a formula that was supposed to turn anyone who drank it into a grouch? Then someone told Oscar, "If you drink that stuff, you'll get grouchier. You'll be a super grouch!" Thrilled with the idea, Oscar drank the potion—but he became super nice! Eventually...

Here's another video (this one's in Spanish) with that Muppet guy giving a lecture. This time, he holds up pictures and asks the viewers to find a square in each one. Of course, Cookie Monster shows up and eats his props yet again... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oP_ExPXVh4

I seem to recall a sketch with two men. One of them was juggling apples and a salt shaker. He even managed to sprinkle salt on an apple and take a bite while juggling. He didn’t like the taste, though, and the other guy said, “I told you not to put salt on an apple.”

Waldorf: Beauregard, why are you standing there? Beauregard: Because this is the place where I stopped walking.

In this clip, just before Grover delivers Monty's chair, Monty is taking the lid off a basket. If you look closely, it seems to contain white, roundish objects. Monty is smacking his lips, so they could be sweets—maybe those hard white ones with anise seeds in the middle...

Talk about indigestion! After a meal like that, he wanted a light dessert.

LOL! Not quite Cookie Monster...

I remember when Roy Clark sang, "Yesterday, When I was Young." Muppy was right up there onstage with Roy, listening.

I found this Cookie Monster sketch in Hebrew. Does anyone remember seeing it in English? According to Muppet Wiki, a Muppet man was using feathers and rocks to show the difference between light and heavy. During the lecture, Cookie Monster came along and ate the rocks, thinking they were...

...hearing "Flight of the Bumblebee" suddenly makes you hungry for a rubber tire.

Last night, I had a bizarre dream. I was walking down the street while talking to Beauregard. He looked and sounded normal, except for the fact that he was a bit taller than me. Then his skin came unfastened, and I realized it was a fat blonde woman in a Beauregard suit!

Oh, I remember that scene! I noticed that Beauregard didn't slip after stepping out of the shoes. LOL! Kermit: What is the secret of these miracle shoes? Beauregard: Oh, there's no secret. I just nailed 'em to the floor!