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Jack Sparrow: Nicky, darling, I believe your little husband is rather preoccupied shall we say with another woman savy? Mother: Fine, I'll kill you then maim him!

*sniff* Where's my teddy? How dare I er...you..er my alter ego?

OCC: Beau I'm trying to get rid of Jack. A little help throwing him back where he belongs would be appreciated. *still fighting with Jack Sparrow* Jack Sparrow: You know you don't look all that different than you did all those years ago love. *spins around to meet Mother's sword* Mother: Why...

Mother: Oh Jack...C'mere for a moment. Jack Sparrow: *from behind a barrell* I prefer it right if you don't mind. Mother: *walks over to Jack and turns over his hand seeing bandages* This wouldn't happen to be what I think it is? Jack Sparrow: Well, love, it appears to be a bandage you see I...

Jack Sparrow: *runs over and leans over the edge* I don't like the sound of that.

Jack Sparrow: *looks from Rosa to Miss Mingostone* *walks up to Mother* How about you and me get out of here while the getting is still good.

Jack Sparrow; *twirls around* I derserved that one. *sees Miss Mingostone* Why hello. Hevej my man! Splendid little boat you have here. This is just getting better and better. *takes Miss Mingostone's hand and kisses it* Captain Jack Sparrow at your service ma'm

Jack Sparrow: Actually, I was stranded on a beach with a pretty young girl named Elizabeth on that day.

Jack Sparrow: You know. When you two chaps make up your minds you can come down and we'll have a little talk. Besides, how do you challenge my authority when this isn't even my ship? Now Rosa love, when did you marry him? I thought you were going to marry me?

Mother: I am though. *slaps Jack* You never told me about Giselle! Jack Sparrow: All ancient history. *puts an arm around both girls* We can start over...just the three of us. I know about this little island that used to be a part of a rum run...

Jack Sparrow: *pries Rosa's fingers off his shirt* Giselle darling...*sees Rosa's face* Darlene? Desdomona? Mother: Rosa you idiot! Jack Sparrow: Rosa! Yes, Rosa I knew that! Well darling I saw this pretty little boat I mean ship anchored here in the middle of nowhere. It flies pirate colors...

Jack Sparrow: *points to the crows nest* He still is one for doing the extremely stupid isn't he? Mother: Tell me about it. Jack Sparrow: Well you coulda had me love. Mother: *rolls eyes* OCC: To everyone else. Jack Sparrow's appearance is a one time thing. Please don't anyone else drag...

OCC: Beau no fair for making fun of me b/c I don't know what that thingy is called. Just for that..... Mother: *rolls eyes* Saving who? Rosa? From me? You must be daft man. *jumps down onto the deck* From below comes a gentleman arrayed in Hevej's treasure holding a bottle of rum Mother...

*Mother backflips off the crow's nest and onto the horziontal part that holds up the sails you know that thing I can't think of the name for* What in blue blazes do you think you're doing?

Yes that's my son. He does have a twin. I also have another little girl but you've never met her. I know all about the kidnapping. Even if I was busy saving the world and running after a psychopath and the like. So how is old Jack. I heard he had a little run in inside Davy Jone's locker...

No no....you've probably seen a toddler recently *hands back the bottle* Victor David. Ron's little boy. Oh you've seen him remember. He was a little boy that time Captain Jack Sparrow jilted you at the altar.

*pulls out from my shirt a small flask* Here you go strong just like you like it. Hmmm..the usual then. Well you might not want to settle down. I'm doing it now and have to be good. No plundering or sailing. All those things I love. The island is left alone with all my loot. Little Vic you...

Me? I'm married to that lump down there on the deck. So the name would be Moppet now. Man it's been a long time what have you been up too? And what's the deal between my husband and you? For some reason he thinks you're in love with him.

*mother punches father so hard that he falls forward and off the crow's nest* *Mother appears* Oops..*looks up at Rosa* Well well long time no see...it's been what forever?

*Mother clamps an invisible hand over Moppet's mouth and whispers in his ear* Shut up you idiot! You want me to get found out?