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Jack: *eyes widen slowly in realization* ...You two... are... WAIT A SECOND! Mairin, does this mean you've become a NUN? !

Jack: *blink* Well, aren't YOU such the Good Samaritan, mister minister! But, uh, Mairin... I'd watch it... these guys are celibate. Don't wanna get involved with a guy like that... Whereas a guy like me, WELL! You heard Sheep! I'm an artful looney! ...Or something! *to Goat* And about that...

Jack: *peers up from a newspaper he stole* I say, keep it down, will you? You'll wake the--...MAIRIN! My one and only true love (in this household)! You've returned! Obviously to express your undying feelings for my in song. ...Who's the schlub? The minister? *scratches head* Do all ministers...

Jack: *muttering* Knowing Vibs, it'll be the second option... *moves into the living room and plops down next to Viq the puppy that goes "oink"* So, little fella, looks like you and I are the men of the house now. ...*flips on the television and props feet up on the coffee table*

Jack: *looks down at Kenya* I have a niece...? *gasps* A protege! I'll teach you everything I know about bank ro-- erm... bank rolling. Rolling in banks. Yes ma'am. *to Mr. Harvey* ...I'd really rather not share a sofa with Vibs, thank you very much indeed.

Jack: *blinks at hug from Mingo* *stares at Kenya* Psst, Liza... what's the... baby thing by the table? *slides out of the hug* Erm... the job. Yeah... proper? Uhh... well... it certainly does have its pay-offs. *cheesy grin* *to Father* ...Cot? Bike shed? ...What happened to the cushy room in...

Jack: *peers into the living room* *spies Vibs and Viq on the couch with the monster* ...Yo, Bo, you aware that there's a monster in the living room? ...And some hairy thing next to Viq.

*a loud rumbling noise, deafened by the roof and walls of the Moppet house* *the sound suddenly stops* *Jack Bandit, tall, slender, mussed up brown hair that had probably never seen a comb, wearing stylish black sunglasses and a business suit* Jack: *pulls down the sunglasses and looks...

For anyone at all interested... I'm now the proud owner of The Little Mermaid II soundtrack. If anyone would like the songs, please let me know.

War? WAR? We're all in a war, man! A war with ourselves! We've got to FIGHT to stay alive, man! Every day! ZAH!

Ah ha, how funny--how very droll of you, master Regard. I'll see this insult to my aroma and raise you one question. Who was it that vowed to go without a shower at one point in their MC career? Ah, I think we've reached a finishing point. Final score: Prawn: Infinity and ten, Beau: 12.

I... think I do. I'll send you what I have and you can see if you want it. :D

WOW. Animal... SAN-TA! ROBIN! SAN-TA! COOKIES! SAN-TA! FLOYD! SAN-TA! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! What an AMAZING spec--erm... fan-fic! :zany: It was spectacular! Oh, and look at THAT! You got Beau to read too! It must be good! It was just sooooo good. And... you finished it. ...By Christmas. ...You...

*turns on Spammer Siren* http://forum.muppetcentral.com/member.php?u=16951

Mister Beauregard... thank you very, very much. I miss you a TON and love it whenever we get the chance to talk! You'll always be one of my best friends, pal, and I'm glad we can share this AMAZING time in Muppet history. Letters to Santa is just the first step in a big long stroll. I can't...

You delight in sheer torture, my dear half, and I'm well aware of this... but... torturing us with ANIMAL? The one-notest of one-note characters? Incredible. Amazing. Fantasticabulous. I love it, Lisa. I LOVE it. The snow... the snow-fort... the cookies... the Robin... the Kermit, the Fozzie...

HAHAHAHA! That Statler and Waldorf finish was just PERFECT! Oh my GOSH was that funny! And the very end--YES! SO awesome! Link is such a moron... :p Love Fish Flinger casually strolling off the stage. Very, very good indeed! I think a sequel could definitely be warranted! I know I'd love to...

Gonzo: MERRY Christmas! Hahaha! Ryan: It's still the 23rd, Gonzo... Gonzo: Well... *sings* There's only one more sleep 'til Christmas--Eve! Haha! Ryan: *smirk* Can't argue with that one. Camilla: Brawk bagawk baw! Gonzo: Exactly! So, Ryan! What'd ya get me? Ryan: Gonzo, c'mon... I'm not gonna...

Really, really great show this week, Steve! Loved the insider comments from Hugh, Scott, and Andrew! Great stuff! Paul Williams blew me away, though! Can't wait till he comes back to talk more!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH! ! ! ! Lisa! HAHAHAHA! GONZO GONZO GONZO! I LOVED that! LOVED it! That was so perfect! SO perfect--yet I could've NEVER thought of it! :p Robin is ADORABLE! Sweetums ROCKS! PIGGY! KERMIT! WHEEEEEEEEE! ! ! Oh my GOSH this is SO good! I've GOT to see more! Soon! :D