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(Game show music plays) (GUY SMILEY runs out onstage) GUY SMILEY: Hello, ladies and gentleman! This is America’s favorite game show host, Guy Smiley! Welcome to everyone’s favorite game show—“Guess the Winner of the Golden Game Award!” Let’s meet our contestants, shall we? Muppet College...

PRAWNIE: (runs out) Just a second. (runs back offstage) (Offstage) Telly… come on! You’ve got to present this award! (grunts) Go on! (TELLY is pushed out onstage, he nervously moves to the center) TELLY: (shaking) Umm… I… I’m… Telly… Uhh… the… the award for… for B-b-best Thread… (heavy...

PRAWNIE: Thank goodness Beau wasn’t mopping up out here. These shoes are slick enough as it—(slips on the floor and falls) …Here’s The Count. (Applause) (THE COUNT enters onstage, played in by organ music) THE COUNT: Ah, greetings! I am the Count von Count! Look at all of you out there in...

(Beauregard walks onstage, sweeping) (Confused mumbling) BEAUREGARD: (blinks) Oh, hello there. My name is Beauregard! I’m here as the handyman! I told ‘em they should talk to my friend the octopus—he’s got six more hands than I do! Anyway, they gave me this envelope here and told me to read...

PRAWNIE: Congratulations, Pork! …Not you, Miss Piggy! Before I get karate chopped onstage… I’ll introduce the next presenter, my boss and yours: J.P. Grosse! (Applause) (J.P. GROSSE comes onstage) J.P. GROSSE: As an avid member of any large company you can think of, I know a thing or two...

PRAWNIE: Vic will always be my favorite artist here on the forums… By the way, did you know that Vic designed and made the awards for this year’s ceremony? It’s true! Aren’t they just spectacular? Anyhow, up next we have… Pops! (Applause) (POPS comes onstage) POPS: Oh, hi there! I see ya’ll...

PRAWNIE: Unfortunately, Dave couldn't be here with us this afternoon, so he left me an acceptance speech to read in response to his victory... "Thank all of you who voted for me, so much. I believe an avatar can be a very personal thing and this little "anime Kermit" of mine has been with me...

PRAWNIE: Aww… Robin’s so cute. And short. Poor little guy. Maybe next year, Robin! Brace yourselves ladies and gents—and hide anything edible. …On second thought, just hide anything. Here’s Cookie Monster! (Applause) (COOKIE MONSTER rumbles out onto the stage, grinning) COOKIE MONSTER: Mmm…...

PRAWNIE: (rubs earlobes) Yeesh. Thank goodness no one really did put Animal on caffeine… We don’t have it in the budget to replace every seat cushion—just the ones in Cookie Monster’s diet. Up next, a cute little fellow—still only five years old and just as talented as… well, as me! Robin...

(PRAWNIE comes back onstage) (Applause) PRAWNIE: Well, we’re off to a good start—wouldn’t you say? (And no, I’m not just saying that because I won the first award.) Anyway… enough out of me! Now it’s my distinct confusion to introduce someone (or something) I know I’m going to regret. Ladies...

(Backstage) (SCOOTER pokes his head through a door.) SCOOTER: theprawncracker! theprawncracker! Fifteen seconds to curtain, theprawncracker! (THEPRAWNCRACKER aka PRAWNIE straightens his Kermit ball-cap and his green bow tie.) PRAWNIE: Great, Scooter! I'm all set! SCOOTER: Ya sure about...

Excuse me... but if everyone could please make their way to the theater, the Awards are about to begin. :D

That will all be explained at the ceremony in a few hours. We're trying to keep that under wraps for a bit. But fear not! The MuppetCast will be present in full force!

I would wager the festivities will start around 2:00 p.m. U.S. Central Time (as that is the only time I know). And worry not, young fans! If you miss the ceremony being posted "live" you just have to read through the thread afterwards to relive all the fun!

Yes! I promise it really is!

Welcome back, Dwayne! You made it back just in time for the weekend. They're happening this weekend! So be there! :cool:

That Gonzo comic... INCREDIBLE! I was floored by it. Seriously almost fell out of my chair--I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't that! That was AWESOME! Such a huge leap above his previous Gonzo work. I love the look out into the audience and spying all of these random characters...

Does anyone have Knee Deep from The Muppets at Walt Disney World? For some reason I don't have that... but I have all the other songs. Weird. Thanks! :D And Kate, I'll be sending along Love Power!

I'm actually going to Orlando the week after next and I'm planning at least two trips to Jim Henson's Fantastic World. One to see the Labyrinth screening introduced by Kathy Mullen and another to go back and tour the exhibit. I'm incredibly excited! :D

I do! Where should I send it? :D