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She was all right, just acting a little... What's that word that rhymes with itchy and starts with "b"? But I give her the benefit of the doubt. She probably forgot her plessnt pills that day.

Have you ever seen a soccer riot?

I'm partial to the Psalms. When or how were you saved?

Can you be older than me for just ONE DAY?? Pleeze? I promise I'll still hit 50 before you. Then we can have prune juice chugging contests, dunk our feet in Epsom salts, and fall asleep at 8:30. And wake up at 4 am.8)

Quite a few. From Sesame Street, Loretta Long, Bob McGrath, Carroll Spinney, Sonia Manzano (who was actually not really nice, what a shame), Christopher Cerf, Fran Brill, Stephanie D'abruzzio, and some geek named Frank Oz. Has delusions of becoming a director. In music: 60's artists Roger...

The last fiction I read was in college. "Heart of Darkness", I believe, by Toni Morrison. I like biographies and history. And continuing with my own book. It's been evolving slowly over years, but finally coming together. When it's finally done, it will be well worth the wait. Rome wasn't built...

Yes, it is.

Hope it's not too late to wish you Happy Birthday

Would you live on the moon if it was a cookie?

How many cruises have you been on? Any coming up?

What would be your perfect meal, and what would you have to drink with it?

How many puppets have you built? Do you keep them on display or are they living in storage?

Iron Maiden, right? Yes, I can run to the hills, since I'm as old as them.

Or Bob, he's an Irish tenor like me. Or you can call me Al. Or if you know me well enough, my name is Brian.

Growing up, my favorite author was Roald Dahl. Many of his books made into movies: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory James and the Giant Peach Fantastic Mr. Fox Lillian and Russell Hoban: Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas (yes, I read the book before Jim made it an immortal classic) Harvey's...

Unfortunately woodchucks don't chuck wood anymore. That job has been outsourced and Chinese gophers chuck wood for 11 cents an hour. Productivity quotas are ten cords an hour. Trump promises to revive the woodchuck wood chucking industry, so hang in there, woodchucks.

Just be glad you didn't have anything fizzy like soda. It would be shooting out your nose and the bubbles would burn your sinuses. Gotta look on the bright side of things.

Anything but Math. Music, Reading, Spelling, Geography, Art, loved them. English, History, Science, did okay. Algebra, two miserable years of failure. Over thirty years since flunking Algebra, I still never was called upon to Solve For X in any job, band rehearsal, club gig, or church meeting.

As many as people are willing to open up. Or until the next big trend hits, whatever that may be.

Okay, I'm jumping on the bandwagon. Got any questions for this old codger? Fire away. THEN GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!8)