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Yes indeed. Once upon a time you actually had to be a musician to make music. Nowadays it's about having a name or a pretty face, music synthesized and auto tuned to death,, making sure you got your dance moves down, and wear some shocking outfit. Meanwhile a lot of real musicians couldn't get...

One neat thing, and it doesn't cost anything. Listening to the birds singing. Can't beat it.

Then may I recommend Booker T. And the MGs.Straight out of Memphis. Backed Otis Redding, Sam and Dave, everybody that was ever on the Stax/Volt label.Tighter than anything. Steve Cropper and Duck Dunn later joined the Blues Brothers. They made a ton of records... and they're all instrumental. No...

No, he did some good stuff. Lowered crime, lowered taxes, cleaned the place up a little. He got a lot of friction being a Republican in an overwhelming Democrat city, but he still got things done. A little unhinged at times, butstill managed a few good things.

Dumb Blasio is the worst mayor we had since Lindsay, and that's going back 50 years. In my lifetime I got to see a number of good mayors, some you might've heard of: Ed Koch (had a bit part in the Muppet Movie) David Dinkins (New York's first black mayor) Rudy Giuliani ( just got into office...

Sounds about right.

Welcome to the world of retail. No sooner is July 4 over they start pushing Back To School. Hallmark stores will be pushing Christmas ornaments before too long.

In 1970 George Carlin got fired in Las Vegas for saying sh/t on stage, in a town where the big game is craps.

Speaking of gold diggers... Back in the 80s, (I wish I could remember their names), there was a 90 year old billionaire with a 20 year old wife who swears she loves him, not his money.When he kicked the bucket, the family filed an injunction to keep the money in the family.In court, the wife...

I've been going to dialysis since December.Three times a week, four hours at a time. Today I find out I only need three hours a session. My kidneys are slowly getting stronger. This is a huge deal. Thank you Lord for your healing hand. Again. Amen.

What recourse do you have?

The one thing I do like are banana chips, since they're dehydrated, and fried plantains are okay. But if youpaid me a million dollars to eat a banana, your money is safe because I wouldn't get it down.

You know what's sad? When I was little, I ate bananas like they were going out of style.Then once when I was six, watching that clip of Bert and Ernie, passing bananas with ice cubes and gravy off as chocolate ice cream, turned me off bananas for life.For 45 years he smell and texture of bananas...

You can actually buy cartoon gloves like that. Put gloves on any cartoon character, instant like for me.

Do you know what makes Cracklin' Oat Bran so good? Coconut! 8)

There are two creaks that can last a long time without getting soggy: Grape Nuts and Cracklin' Oat Bran. Just by sheer density.

Maybe it was a heart shaped Cheerio, as opposed to someone's aortic valve.

Disney animators have been very clever in dropping little things in the films, even for just a few frames. The most notable example being Simba in The Lion King laying down in a field of flowers which kicks up some pollen. You can see the word "SEX" with unmistakable clarity.

But if I was a car, I'd be a 1968 Carroll Shelby Mustang. 289 cubic inch 8 cylinder engine, ragtop convertible, candy apple red finish, bucket seats, top down every weekend, still leaving younger models in the dust. I'm 51, but still loving life.

Age wise, at 51,I probably have all of you beat, and I still don't feel old. Six years after I posted the same thing. Think about that.